Humorously Hetalia

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[officialunitedstates]

things I know about brazil:

jungle

jesus statue

[forfuckssakejim]

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

[officialunitedstates]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[gncgalactus]

how are you a fan of the comic about countries sucking each other off and fail geography this bad

[hetahumor]

this is so sentimentally dumb, but i revisited your blog after a couple years and i just wanted to say thank you! i was a kid when i first discovered hetalia (tragic), and your blog felt like safety for me during my younger years. just coming back a scrolling through your posts reminds me so much of the happiness that your blog brought me as a kid, and how that happiness really kept me going. ikd if you're still active, but, thank you! i hope that life bring you more joy that you brought me!

I'm answering this hella late, but even though I have more or less moved on from the fandom I do also like to browse old posts every now and again to reminisce about how much fun it was to run this blog and how happy it seemed to make people.

I really need to check back on my social media more often than I do, but I appreciate the engagement and support everyone gave for this blog during its run - and I appreciate you writing in after so long!

I hope everyone is doing great post-Hetalia - or if you're still dedicating time to the fanbase I hope y'all are enjoying the resurgence of merchandise. The fact that we're getting Nendoroids of more than the main 3 characters is wild to me and I am so tempted whenever they get announced.

[hetaliabuyblog]

DOLPokke 009 Hetalia World Stars Russia by Azone

MSRP: 18,700 yen. Release Date: August 2022.

Available for pre-order at the lowest price via CDJapan! Purchases via CDJapan help financially support this blog.

Other retailers: AmiAmi. 

[hondakiku]

I'M LOSING IT GUYS

[deersaya-archive-deactivated202]

America riding a mechanic bull?

“...suspicious”

[hetascanlations]

Original

And finally, until the festival begins, 1...

Stay tuned for more at 25/10 (Sun) 12AM JPT

[brat-atouille]

Hetalia out of absolutely NOWHERE:

[hetascanlations]

Original

Until we meet again, 2…

[correctaph-quotes]

EVERYONE!!!

WE'RE GETTING A NEW SEASON OF HETALIA NEXT YEAR!!!

[hetarchive]

Some quick info from this from one of the Hetascans translators: 

New Hetalia Anime "Hetalia World Stars" Confirmed for Spring 2021, and the serialized manga on Jump+ will continue again this winter. A new serialized comic by Himaruya (not hetalia) will also be released in Jump SQ started on 4 dec and there's something special about these new characters (another gijinka?)

[hetaliabuyblog]

APH Russia Nendoroid Announced!

Pricing and release TBA

[mimi-2399]

DFLKS yes it is based of an Inuyasha panel just that this time,,, it IS an american HAHA 

[ask-aph-axis]

tbh i just wanna see you draw canada bc i love ur art style and this blog

[hetahumor]

Have you ever read "One Thousand Roses to Prove My Love" by Yami Ryo? It's a C U R S E D C R A C K ™ fic. Any thoughts?

At first I thought ‘Doesn’t sound like something I’d want to read’ but nope, I have indeed read it. It was cute, considering how weird it was. I don’t remember thinking much else or specific details from the fic since it’s been so long. I’ve definitely read weirder and worse written.

[hrharthurkirkland]

Chibi!talia: Am I adopted?

APH Austria: Hilarious. Why would I choose you?

[ennui160-deactivated20210122]

[renonv]

Grab the tit gently please

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

buying peaches is so stressful because you have to consume them so quickly…it’s like the moment the cashier types in that number the alpha peach turns to its brothers in the bags and says “alright listen up boys, it’s time to remember your training. i want to see immense bruising by sundown. i want to see you near inedible by sunrise. remember it is better to die a free man than to be eaten.” you gotta wolf down all of your peaches at the check out counter while the trader joe’s employees eagerly look at the Peach Consumption Countdown Clock and cheer you on. these peaches have sensors on them that can tell when they come into contact with human hands so they can begin their self-destruct sequence like you’re in a spy movie and the peach just relayed a message to you about the whereabouts of jimmy hoffa’s decayed remains

[who-calls-the-fleet-deactivated]

Jimmy Hoffa is likely dead

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

this response carries so much chaotic cursed energy. jimmy hoffa was declared dead in 1982 after disappearing in 1975. he was born in 1913, meaning he would be the miraculous age of 105 today if he wasn’t dead. “likely dead.” the fact that it’s a hetalia blog trying to tell me that he is likely dead. the fact that i specifically mention his decayed corpse in my post so there is literally no reason for someone to alert me that he is “likely” deceased. the fact that this hetalia blog is trying to tell this to me, a person who up until recently literally worked for the international brotherhood of teamsters as a person in charge of handling their historical records. i spent two years of my life answering phone calls from people asking me if i personally knew what happened to jimmy hoffa’s body. ive spent a significantly longer amount of time trying to forget that hetalia exists. my entire career as a hetalia facebook roleplayer at the age of 11 just flashed through my eyes. i legitimately cannot express how much this response has effected me. ive been staring at it for 7 minutes. i feel like ive entered the twilight zone

[who-calls-the-fleet-deactivated]

I don’t ever remember writing that, when did I write that

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

everything about this is cursed