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@hetalia-headcanons-maple-child
Favorite punchline on this site rn is seeing "this feels like a 10K post" "don't you dare!!!!" And immediatly seeing the post being comically above 10K already. Get fortolled bitch
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Tyler, I have all the hubris. If this post gets 10k I will cashapp you 20 bucks on the spot.
(hahaha, guess who completely forgot this existed? Yep, it's me. I don't care if nobody cares, it's the principle of the thing. So here, have too many headcanons to count. As a note, of I write Rome, I mean the capital.)
-Romano and 2p! Romano spend all their time arguing with each other about each other's clothing taste when forced to interact, as both believe the other has next to no fashion sense. Despite this, both would rather spend time with each other than their brother's alter.
-Toronto is a ghost now and interacts with the living through Ottawa's Ouija board.
-Ottawa, Egypt, America, London, Prussia, Tokyo and Athens are insomniac buddies. Rome, DC and Canada set alarms to wake themselves up in the middle of the night just so they can tell them to go to bed.
-Rome is the Dad Friend™.
-America can't roll his R's.
-Ottawa has the worst social anxiety of anyone ever.
-Ontario hates social media with a passion.
-Ontario and PEI are not affected by poison ivy.
-Ottawa is convinced that Japan wrote the Hetalia series.
-Ontario has a vegetable garden in the back.
-Canada and Ontario inherited a love for plants and gardening from Britain.
-Canada's curl represents the northern islands of Canada.
-Quebec uses bobby pins to keep his hair back.
-Ottawa has a terrible memory.
-Ontario has the same facial structure, skin tone and body type as Canada.
-Ontario needs glasses but only wears them inside the house and otherwise wears contact lenses.
-Ottawa's hair, when loose, reaches down to her knees.
(not all of these are mine but I can't tell you which ones because I have a terrible memory)
-Capitals also have their own meetings.
-City states are technically their own capitals, so may be present at both country and capital meetings.
-New Brunswick inherited Canada's invisibility problem.
-Everyone sees Canada within his borders. Same goes for New Brunswick.
-Iceland, Stockholm, America, Moscow, London and Ottawa are avid D&D players. Iceland is DM.
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
You ever think about how gummy worms have more bones than a human
Sir what-
The Creative Duck gave @yourlocalhetaliansimp this idea, do not question the mighty quack
(not all of these are mine but I can't tell you which ones because I have a terrible memory)
-The current Berlin came to be near the end of WW2. (For more insight check out The Quasi-Immortality of Nations and Cities)
-Even though human blood and nation blood are kind of different, it doesn't affect mosquitoes in any way.
-The cities as usual are overloaded with information about their citizens, but only if they're within the borders of it, so ironically enough, you would rarely find them in their own cities.
(not all of these are mine but I can't tell you which ones because I have a terrible memory)
-Nobody can quite remember 2p! Canada's human name, and this becomes quite a problem when there are both Canada's in the room. 2p! Canada thinks this is funny and won't tell anyone.
-Ottawa has decided to just call him Uncle J.
-Canada calls him by various names starting with J. 2p! Canada returns the favour.
(not all of these are mine but I can't tell you which ones because I have a terrible memory)
-A relatively large percentage of North American representatives have freckles.
-Canada loves Naruto, other Canada likes Black Butler, other Ottawa likes One Piece, and Ottawa enjoys Demon Slayer.
-All of them watch BNHA.
