After procrastinating making one of these for five million years, I've decided to open up commissions! (Looks a little wonky, but I tried my hardest)
UPDATE: I have added a PayPal option! Hopefully, it should work; it might be a bit wonky since I've literally never used it before until now. The link will be provided below the cut!
VV Written version + more info under cut VV
Chibis
$3 Full Lineart
$5 Flat Colors
Sketch
$8 Headshot
$10 Half Body
$15 Full Body
+$3 per additional character
Flat Colors
$13 Profile Picture (Aka Headshot)
$15 Half Body
$20 Full Body
+$5 per additional character
Important note: please specify if you want trad/digital flat colors or digital colors!! The trad/digital flat coloring uses digital coloring over a traditional sketch, meanwhile digital coloring uses both digital lineart and coloring.
Full Illustration
$25 Half Body
$35 Full Body
+$7 for complicated backgrounds
Simple backgrounds are usually one or two colors with a few additional elements.
Complicated backgrounds involve multiple elements, such as buildings, wormholes, groups of unidentified people, etc.
+$10 per additional character
What I will Draw:
Furries, animals, pokemon, etc.
Ship art (Oc x Oc, Oc x Canon, Canon x Canon)
NSFW (MUST HAVE AGE IN BIO)
Note for NSFW: Due to Tumblr guidelines, I can't deliver final product through the app. When commissioning me for one of these, I ask that you send me an account on either Twitter 'X' or Discord. I will contact you on that account with the finished product when the time comes!
Gore (I would be surprised if you commission me something I haven't already done to Roark)
Any Fandom! You name it and I'll draw a character from it.
What I Won't Draw:
Any NSFW, Suggestive Content, or Gore of Minors.
Hardcore NSFW such as fetishes. I, surprisingly, have limits.
Payment
—I also take CashApp, but you'll need to dm me for my tag
—https://www.paypal.me/BrokeArtistThing (Hopefully this will work,,, please dm me if you have any issues with this link!)
There are two methods of which you can pay me:
Pay full total upfront
Or
Pay HALF at beginning of the process and the half at the end before receiving the final product
Typically, I should finish your commission in a month, if even that. If I don't, please shoot me a message as 1) I might have gotten caught up in other commissions/important life stuff or 2) I might've forgotten. I do offer refunds, but only BEFORE I begin the initial sketch. Once I start the sketch, I will notify you and I may send occasional progress updates. This is my first time opening up commissions, so I kindly ask that you're patient with me. I'm a full-time college student so my schedule is a bit difficult to work with.
Another quick note before I end off: if you don't want me to use your commission product as an example when I update this page, please let me know!
Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.
It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”
For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:
[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]
The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”
(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)
The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.
My favorite part of writing for whumptober is when I'm horribly sick for two consecutive months (Can I trade in my immune system for a better one? Do I still have warranty?)
Hello chat, long time no see! Just popping by because I've been crazy sick lately and figured I should get some opinions in the meantime.
I recently found some partially unfinished Rark stuff in an old Google Drive I don't touch anymore; I've been thinking of posting it on Ao3 for shits and giggles while I'm recovering. There's 3 unfinished fanfics and a couple of oneshots hidden in here too.
Should I Post Ancient Roark Fics I Thought I'd Lost
While AO3 has a way to click to see notes at the end, this tutorial is how you can not only have your viewers click to view certain notes, but also click back to where they had been reading before. We don’t even need to use a workskin for this, but just an implementation of simple anchor links. So whether you have a lot of references in your work or just want to let your inner Pratchett* loose, this is how you do it.
Misconduct, Misfires, and Meditation Periods
Rated: T
Summary: A Day in the Life of Sabrina Harlow, gym leader of Saffron City, and headmistress of the Saffron Psychic Institute, mentoring a troublesome future elite four member with a silly mask that she pretends not to have a fondness for.
Companion Piece to The League Chronicles. Takes place during Team Rocket.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Well as it says above, job isn't able to make ends meet. Right now I'm about 300$ short on bills this month and could still use some help. Commissions are still open as well!
Just found out my work is going to be closed on the 4th of july, so im going to be 400$ short on my bills this month.
any support is appreciated, id love to be able to buy some food this week. No food banks in the area I can get to, no commissions or anything of the sort in months. Just want to keep two disabled queers and their cat fed.
