#aph ottawa

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Ottawa, talking to Toronto (still dead) at 2 am after way too many personality tests: *staring into void* Do you think I'm Canada and Japan's secret lovechild and that's why I don't remember my childhood? Toronto: *sputters*

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Ottawa: *lying down on a psychiatrist's bench* Doctor, what's wrong with me? Seborga, clipboard in hand, with thick square glasses for dramatic effect: *puts clipboard down, slowly takes off glasses* I'm afraid you're suffering from both Hetalia and Tumblr withdrawal syndromes, ma'am. Especially Canada-centric AU works with no central romantic relationships. I believe there's only one cure. Ottawa: *hopeful* Yes? Seborga: *deep breath* GET BACK ON TUMBLR!

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What Sleep Deprivation Does To You

*a video filmed with a shaky hand approaches a closed door in a dark hallway. the camera focuses on the doorknob, which jiggles a couple times while a quiet static can be heard in the backgound. the door finally opens, seemingly from no outside force, showing an incredibly messy room with a twin sized bed with a loft taking up most of the right side of the room, the only illumination coming from what seems to be red LED lights in the loft, 'Cradles' by 'Sub Urban' playing in the background. the camera approaches the loft, revealing Ottawa in a bathrobe sitting cross-legged with a laptop on her lap, back towards the camera. her hair is an absolute mess. the camera drifts closer to show her typing out 'What Sleep Depri-' but the same static can be heard again, making Ottawa jump. she turns and starts to speak but the video cuts off suddenly.*

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British Columbia: Why are you licking your plate? It's very impolite. Ottawa: But 🍁Maple Syrup🍁! British Columbia: Yes, so? Ottawa: *sigh* Dad? Ontario: Yes? Ottawa: Mom just asked me why I licked my plate, and I told her "But 🍁Maple Syrup🍁!" Ontario: *nods wisely* Ottawa: *turns back to British Columbia* See, he gets it. (Disclaimer: Ontario and British Columbia only have platonic love for each other, they just ended up being my Ottawa's parental figures)

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Saturday Headcanons (again)

(not all of these are mine but I can't tell you which ones because I have a terrible memory)

-Ottawa, Oregon, Seychelles, Madrid, Wy and Kugelmugel watch Gravity Falls together. Half of them also like Stranger Things.

-Naples can play the piano.

-Naples has a summer job scooping ice cream.

-Naples is obsessed with shopping.

This is getting kind of out hand so here's a new sideblog I made for headcanons: 🍁

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If anyone heard an anguished scream and are wondering, that was probably Canada "coming to terms" with the fact that he's an "off-brand America" (he isn't) so don't worry too much about it.

-Ottawa, currently sleepy

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Hello! Ottawa here! So as you may know (if you don't, read this post please: The Quasi-Immortality of Cities and Nations) I was human once, and I'm kind of bored so I wanted to see if anyone would like to guess my ethnicity!

(There's a hint in the tags)

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Thursday Headcanons

(not all of these are mine but I can't tell you which ones because I have a terrible memory)

-Ottawa will randomly stick herself into lockers, cupboards and other small spaces just to see if she'll fit.

-Quebec is older than Ontario.

-Officially Quebec and Ontario are older than Canada. (This was for an old headcanon I had before there was actually canon evidence to disprove this that Canada actually represented a united Canada comprised of Upper and Lower Canada, or modern-day Ontario and Quebec. The only reason this is still here is because I think they just say this so they don't have to go through the whole complicated thing of how somehow Canada (the personification) was around long before the British even noticed the lands up North, and yet somehow Quebec (the representative) still exists.)