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This is like the 4th time I'm "back" I'm in graduate school now and I have no idea what I'm doing

I'm alive?

nordics go on summer vacation together, what happens?

Cute idea! I think they'd spend a couple nights camping to celebrate summer so-

Nordics go Camping

Sweden - Wake up at the ass crack of dawn every day. He's in charge of all the cooking and first aid. He and Fin set up the camp site and he immediately starts cooking food. Everything goes smoothly, until it goes smoothly for too long and Denmark appears covered in wasps stings and rashes. Sve of course tends to his wounds and helps everyone make s'mores when the sun goes down.

Denmark - immediately injured himself. Stuck his hand in a trussy tree hole looking for acorns to feed the squirrels. Turns out there was a wasp nest inside which killed his fun for the first night. The next day there were much fewer accidents. He helped gather firewood and even convinced Ice to loosen up and swim in the lake with him.

Finland - helped set up all the tents and was in charge of the supplies. He also gave a hefty lecture to the whole group before everyone broke off. Once the fire was going, he sat by the lake and relaxed. Eventually he whittled a spear and (to the horror of some of the others) spear fished for dinner. He spends most of the vacation alternating between relaxing and keeping his and the group's survival skills sharp.

Iceland - has always considered himself more of an inside person so he wasn't exactly thrilled to be spending a couple days in the woods. He pleasantly surprised how nice it was to get some fresh air and found himself walking around in the wilderness and exploring. He didn't plan on swimming, but Den begged really hard and he eventually caved. They spent the evenings splashing each other and having a good time.

Norway - the most excited of the group to go camping. This is the perfect excuse to stargaze and reconnect with nature spirits. He's hardly around the campfire and finds himself talking to every spring he finds. At night, he takes Ice out to a good place to view the stars since he knows that Ice doesn't get to see them that often. The look on his face is worth it every time.

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Hey hey, welcome back! Hope your doing good, have a sugar cookies that's star shaped with blue frosting and purple sprinkles!

Now that your back and what to be spammed with asks, I didn't really have anything to ask, but I'm a simp for Norway and love divination (which is like tarot cards, Crystal ball craving, some astrology, ect.), so may I ask for some headcannons on what Norway would do with divinations? If you want some more information on in, ill try my best to answer any questions. Thank you, dear!

Thanks so much! I love the idea and i did my best! Hope you like it 😊

Norway Divination Headcanons

- This is the time for him to be MAXIMUM EXTRA. Magic lights. Puffs of smoke. Fire outfit. His delivery would still be in his normal voice tho...

- Has definitely been in the middle of doing a tarot reading for himself or someone else and pulled out a Charizard in Reverse from Iceland adding in his own cards as a prank.

- Stargazes all the time and loves to keep track of them. One time he missed a rare eclipse because it was too cloudy and was so devastated he ate 2 sticks of butter

- Does regular horoscope readings for the Nordics and attempts to be nicer on days he believe will be rough for them.

- Denmark once begged for a crystal ball reading until Nor caved and told Den that he'd be sick the next day. This came through not because of Nor's divination but because he watched Denmark eat week old sushi from the back of the fridge

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Iceland: I'm not a child! I can cook for myself!

Norway: How long does rice cook for?

Iceland: Until the machine beeps.

Norway: Nice try. We don't have a rice cooker. That was the stove and you're the reason we had to call the fire department last month.

Iceland: It's not my fault you want to cook rice like savages.

Norway: Well now you're gonna eat raw rice for being obtuse!

Iceland: GOOD I LIKE THE CRUNCH

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Sweden: what’s in the suitcase, Fin?

Finland: vodka

Norway: you brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?

Finland: no!

Finland: there’s mixers as well, I’m not a savage 🙄

Norway: I think we should try a Dust Buster.

Denmark: Is that the one where you're on all fours and then I-

Norway: No dumbass! It's a hand held vacuum! This place is dusty all the time!

Denmark: Ooohhhhhhh.... Well can we still do the one where you get on top-

Iceland: I WILL LITERALLY DUST AND SWEEP EVERY DAY IF YOU NEVER HAVE THIS CONVERSATION ABOVE A WHISPER EVER AGAIN

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And Finland in this D&D AU! This is my best friend’s ( @blabaerlakris ) INCREDIBLE interpretation of Finland and I care hm. In this D&D AU he’s a human ranger! The Scandinavians are still to come!

Finland | Iceland | Norway | Sweden | Denmark