Smol Canadian businessman who was raised by raccoons
Rummages for food in the trash cans behind the building
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sade Olutola
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@hetalia-world-headcanons
Smol Canadian businessman who was raised by raccoons
Rummages for food in the trash cans behind the building
Minnesota is good and pure.
i agree
I have seen DC and NCR shipped together...
Texas's accent changes depending in who is wearing Alfred's glasses.
Tex gonna go from “yeehaw howdy pardner” to “ello mate” real fast
Admin here, it's been awhile but I'm finally back! I'll start answering asks soon.
Al: No, I can't just take Alberta- NY: FOR FREE! We can't take them for free. We'll trade you Texas.
-Offended Texan noises in the background-
Alfred about DC: "Let's create a district specifically for the express purpose of being capital." Matthew about OTT/NCR: "Let's take a completely unqualified lumberjack and make them capital, what could go wrong?"
' What could go wrong 'Im not sure but I don't think anything went wrong
OTT: What kind of capital doesn't have an axe? DC: (screaming)
If anything goes wrong, they can use Virginia as a human shield / weapon
Please take Berta. We're sick of them.
Sorry bud no can do actually
Ontario: you have nice fingers. Quebec: uh, thanks? Ontario: I bet they'd look even better in my- Alberta: BIBLE! TURNING THE PAGES OF THE BIBLE! AMEN
Petition to transfer Alberta to America
Ask muse how good they are at..
💋 - kissing 👼 - babysitting 🍛 - cooking 💃 - dancing 🎭 - acting/performing arts 🍻 - tolerating alcohol 😠 - managing with their temper 📝- planning and following their plan 🎤- singing 🙊 - keeping secrets 🌷- taking care of plants/pets 😈 - manipulating with others 🏊 - swimming 😂 - telling jokes 📰 - keeping track of world news 📚 - worlds history knowledge ⌚- keeping track of time 💪 - staying fit 😏 - lying 🚗 - driving a car 👗 - dressing with style 🔮 - magic 🔪 - melee weapons 🔫 - ranged weapons 💞 - expressing their feelings 😓 - acknowledging mistakes 🎺 - playing an instrument 🎁 - making gifts ✊ - keeping promises
Let’s do this y’all
"If you come to their house chances are you’ll go back home with honey and the book of Mormon" *Flashbacks to when I went to visit my grandmother in Utah*
- Utah Flashbacks -
Utah headcanons? :0
The Mormon UncleReal NiceNev's older siblingAlways smells like coconut sunscreenActually Really acceptingIf you come to their house chances are you'll go back home with honey and the book of MormonProbably a big fan of the musical the book of Mormon
MO: I hate Kansas Arkansas: You literally named an entire city after them MO: ShUt Up YoU hOe
Arkansas: YOU'RE THE HOE
"If you say 'The Big Apple' while tugging the edges of your mouth it sounds like 'The Big Asshole." -Boston, probably
NYC is offended
Mo.
Moo.
No one really knows the correct way to pronounce Missouri's name so they all have decided to refer to them simply as MO
Missouri is the Next Nevada pass it on