World Stars

Headcanon for the cities, states and countries around the world! let's talk about places uwu

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Smol Canadian businessman who was raised by raccoons

Rummages for food in the trash cans behind the building

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Minnesota is good and pure.

i agree

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I have seen DC and NCR shipped together...

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Texas's accent changes depending in who is wearing Alfred's glasses.

Tex gonna go from “yeehaw howdy pardner” to “ello mate” real fast

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Admin here, it's been awhile but I'm finally back! I'll start answering asks soon.

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Al: No, I can't just take Alberta- NY: FOR FREE! We can't take them for free. We'll trade you Texas.

-Offended Texan noises in the background-

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Alfred about DC: "Let's create a district specifically for the express purpose of being capital." Matthew about OTT/NCR: "Let's take a completely unqualified lumberjack and make them capital, what could go wrong?"

' What could go wrong 'Im not sure but I don't think anything went wrong

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OTT: What kind of capital doesn't have an axe? DC: (screaming)

If anything goes wrong, they can use Virginia as a human shield / weapon

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Please take Berta. We're sick of them.

Sorry bud no can do actually

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Ontario: you have nice fingers. Quebec: uh, thanks? Ontario: I bet they'd look even better in my- Alberta: BIBLE! TURNING THE PAGES OF THE BIBLE! AMEN

Petition to transfer Alberta to America

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Ask muse how good they are at..

💋 - kissing 👼 - babysitting 🍛 - cooking 💃 - dancing 🎭 - acting/performing arts 🍻 - tolerating alcohol 😠 - managing with their temper 📝- planning and following their plan 🎤- singing 🙊 - keeping secrets 🌷- taking care of plants/pets 😈 - manipulating with others 🏊 - swimming 😂 - telling jokes 📰 - keeping track of world news 📚 - worlds history knowledge ⌚- keeping track of time 💪 - staying fit 😏 - lying 🚗 - driving a car 👗 - dressing with style 🔮 - magic 🔪 - melee weapons 🔫 - ranged weapons 💞 - expressing their feelings 😓 - acknowledging mistakes 🎺 - playing an instrument 🎁 - making gifts ✊ - keeping promises

[unitedidiotsofamerica-archive]

Let’s do this y’all

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"If you come to their house chances are you’ll go back home with honey and the book of Mormon" *Flashbacks to when I went to visit my grandmother in Utah*

- Utah Flashbacks -

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Utah headcanons? :0

The Mormon UncleReal NiceNev's older siblingAlways smells like coconut sunscreenActually Really acceptingIf you come to their house chances are you'll go back home with honey and the book of MormonProbably a big fan of the musical the book of Mormon

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MO: I hate Kansas Arkansas: You literally named an entire city after them MO: ShUt Up YoU hOe

Arkansas: YOU'RE THE HOE

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"If you say 'The Big Apple' while tugging the edges of your mouth it sounds like 'The Big Asshole." -Boston, probably

NYC is offended

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Mo.

Moo.

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No one really knows the correct way to pronounce Missouri's name so they all have decided to refer to them simply as MO

Missouri is the Next Nevada pass it on