HEADCANNON: Hetalia as therapists
(Warning: I don't know a thing about psychology but I went to therapies, so nth scientific and accurate here, I just hope you smile reading this)
Alfred: A very lovable dork who tears off bits from his notebook and throws at you whenever you are being a bitch to yourself. The paper pieces just lands before his feet despite how hard he throws them, and it now cracks you up everytime you talk shit about yourself that you just kind of stop doing so. Happy memories tho.
Arthur: Seems to be a very serious and conservative man but surprises you by calling exam 'an idea by rich men going high on unicorn shit'. Will blush if you laugh at any of his overly accurate (and sarcastic) description on modern day problems and be very adorably happy throughout the session.
Francis: Is really really good at guiding you to find everything good and beautiful about yourself, that you will often end up crying for how much you used to hate yourself. Thats when he gives you a shit ton of sweets. They are all very tasty and contain little sugar so you don't need to go through dissociation on a sugar rush.
Ivan: Looks scary, feels scary, is not actually scary. He just like to freak you out by saying weird shit so you feel more 'normal' about yourself since you can't out-weird him. You find it really comfortable to talk to him quickly because you know he won't judge your thoughts and feelings.
Yao: Provides a sense of parental guidance that you had never experienced. He is very mature and wise in life, but will never place himself in superiority unlike the other parental figures that appear in your life. Occasionally provides you books to read, and will talk through it knowing you are probably unmotivated to read to eventually spike your interest.
Veneziano: He can feel you, he really can. You can see the pain in his eyes to hear how you were neglected and abused as a child. He will try to comfort you however he can. Is always conflicted by how he shouldn't feel sad seeing some of his patients leaving him, but is always glad to see people feeling better.
Kiku: Will over-react if you notice he has a Miku pen to take notes. Occasionally plays songs that he knows you will vibe with him. Uses memes fluently and is very willing to share all your weird hobbies. He feels like a brother to you and is genuinely supportive of all your decisions in general.
Ludwig: He seems to be very serious and intimidating too. You are reluctant to talk to him but is slowly comforted by how attentive he is while listening to you. You can tell he is very sincere in helping you in being a better version of yourself, and will smile (rarely) when seeing you feeling nice. Is passionate in promoting how sports enhance mental health.
Gilbert: Suggests you to just eat ice cream for breakfast if you are feeling unmotivated. Also teaches you to roll up your clothes in a quick and seemingly tidy way when you didn't feel like dealing with them. He feels as fucked up as his patients but is the therapist only because he is very good at sorting shits out. Taking his advice drives you up a rollercoaster in life that you enjoy.
Roderich: He has the best office-- all clean and tidy and decorated in the most elegant way possible. You feel like a princess just to sit before him. Will accidentally hum weird songs like YBC's OP or WAP. He then proceeds to pretend nth had happened, even when you directly point out to him of the songs' inappropriacy. Looks stuck-up but is actually just awkward in showing affection.
Mathew: Gigantic dolls alert. For some reason, he has a room full of teddy bears and you can casually grab one and cry into whenever you want to. He is sooo friendly that you just tell him everything. There really is nothing to worry about if you are with him, you can befriend him instantly.
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