AS SAID BY DEADPOOL IN MARVEL RIVALS
* some lines slightly adapted to suit a roleplay format, adjust as necessary
i'm told i taste like expired queso.
not gonna lie, i'm definitely gonna have some fantasies about this later.
is this the part where we compare swords?
you came to this dance without a date, too?
you look like a million bucks!
sometimes the universe just isn't fair.
my invite must have gotten lost in the mail.
i really gotta wash this mask.
i totally forgot to put on underwear today.
if you're close enough to hear me say this, i can't guarantee your safety.
look, we all make mistakes here. it's okay!
i wouldn't get back up if i were you.
i can't believe i get paid for this!
may the force be with you.
sexy and lethal? that's my favorite combo.
ooh! that tickles! do it again!
glad someone brought protection.
looks like we got ourselves a party.
tentacles aren't my thing, but you do you.
when did hot topic get its own planet?
a nice relaxing drive through the future. what could go wrong?
it's dark and it's scary and i wanna go home already!
is it weird that i find [name] kinda hot?
we're doing this to save our timeline? has no one noticed how bad it sucks lately?
i could use a warm bath after this. maybe a few candles. some smooth jazz.
stop talking to yourself, [name].
why does everything gotta take 'maximum effort?' couldn't i just phone it in for once?
don't blow this for me, okay?
well? are we taking them down or not?
hey chat, someone clip this!
you wish you were this cool!
you can't handle the cute!
a game within a game? how meta.
come on. i didn't come here to read!
i'm feeling trigger happy.
time to go full hibachi up in here!
waited long enough. we doing this or what?
whatever that strange tingle is... i like it!
with me on the front lines, we can't lose.
locked, loaded, and loud-mouthed. just the way you like me.
it's about damn time i showed up to the party, am i right?
honestly, i'm just here for the chimichangas.
just wait until you see what's in my pouches this time.
swords, guns, grenades... a coupon for one free backrub. yep! i'm ready for action!
my body's fully recovered. my brain... not so much.
let's give it another shot.
how do i always end up getting sucked into these messes?
fun fact: i've been doing naughty stuff in the background all along.
can't wait to try on all the costumes.
you didn't really think i would let you jerks have all the fun without me, did ya?