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[hetaliawritings]

I really love your blog and writing!!

Thank you! I appreciate this greatly, even though this blog has been dead. Maybe more dead than the Hetalia fandom lol.

[imagine-nsfw-hetalia]

why dont we just relax

fight me you bird

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where’s the other asks danni

i expected better

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Are you looking for more admins?

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There’s an FAQ here : D

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question for u loves

after danni (@imagine-nsfw-hetalia) made a “buy me a coffee” i was curious if i should make one too but idk if anyone would be interested???

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omg i love aph finland having thick thighs and butt omg omg omg dude i love u thats the best hc its just so perf

d’awww < 3

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Finland nsfw hcs? Please and thank you c:

APH Finland/Timo Vainonen:

He loves to give his partner aftercare, it makes him feel good about himself! He, of course, likes recieving it too, but he never asks for it and it would require his partner to initate.

Timo is really dominant. He isn’t much of a dirty talker, but rather, a smooth talker. Instead of talking down his partner, he makes them melt into a horny mess. But, he can get kinky if he or his partner wants to.

He loves, loves, LOVES to be tied up. Make him helpless.

One of his guilty pleasures is to listen to sexual audio. He wouldn’t ever record him and/or his partner though, not unless his partner goes out of their way to ask. He just listens to porn, but doesn’t watch it, or he goes to a site dedicated to it.

Can’t stand threesomes, gangbangs, etc. He is only down if he is in a polyarmorous relationship, because he cares a lot about being only with his partner.

Has some porn magazines in a box under his bed. He likes the glossy feeling of the pages, and they are fun to look at in his opinion. If he comes into a serious relationship, he decides he doesn’t need them so he stores them in his closet.

Timo has some thicccccc thighs and butt. He melts if you compliment them with lots of lovey kisses and attention.

Dick is uncircumsized, thicc, but not very long.

Loves being told what to do, it gets him weak in the knees.

[toramisha]

Why are you changing the names? Lucas, Emil and Mathias are as good as canon!

*Lukas

The short answer is: Because they aren’t originally Nordic names :’D

Keep reading

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Art stream yeah

https://join.me/863-561-707

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Drawing dildos

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go watch some kickass masterpieces

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did u kno that people call me paul revere because i'd be ridin' all night long

Wha

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y arent u acknowledging my amazing pickup lines

[imagine-nsfw-hetalia]

Bc ur a. Nerd

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thats not an insult give me the real pain

[imagine-nsfw-hetalia]

You,,,, uuuhhh,?,?,?,,,, you smell Like,,,,,,,,,, farts,, yeah

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im wounded.... so ruthless....

[imagine-nsfw-hetalia]

did u kno that people call me paul revere because i'd be ridin' all night long

Wha

[hetaliawritings]

y arent u acknowledging my amazing pickup lines

[imagine-nsfw-hetalia]

Bc ur a. Nerd

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thats not an insult give me the real pain

[imagine-nsfw-hetalia]

did u kno that people call me paul revere because i'd be ridin' all night long

Wha

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y arent u acknowledging my amazing pickup lines

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Cuddling!! With!! 2p america!! Please omggg

Reaching out are rough hands, clean from the day's work, but dirty from theripe sin that he bathed in. No one expects him to be tender, but he is with them.He is delicately moving his arms around their back, slowly pulling them closeas if he was handling a frightened dog that was about to be rescued. Wheneverit comes to this moment, he is quiet and solemn, reminding his partner of theswollen hums of prayer in a church.

Once, he asked them if they were afraid. His eyes were downcast, hisface shadowed by the night. The warmth of his body carried them to sleep morethan the sheets of their bed ever could, and his breathing against their neckwas a lullaby their parents could never sing. They didn't look at him, insteadclosing their eyes, inhaling the smell of the forest. When they spoke, theysaid their words gently and softly, as if speaking to a newborn fawn, "Youhaven't given me reason to be."

"Good. Let's keep it that way." He whispers.

The smell of coffee and the kiss on the lips is always what wakes them,and each night, what pulls them to sleep is the smell of the forest, thelullaby of their husband's breath, and the warmth of a laboring body.

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Scenario when the BTT and their s/o (so three separate scenarios for each member) are having a sleepover and the s/o makes fun of their flirting, so he asks them what they'd consider good flirting, and they look them dead in the eye and say "I've been looking at your butt for a while now, and I was wondering if I could have it~" And then slapping their butt as they straight up leave the room.

u h

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if anyone wants to play smite with me, hmu :“)

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Nyotalia boys' kinks please? Don't include Wy please he's just a kid!

there’s a lot of nyo boys. or. well. there’s a handful.

 so i reccomend you send another ask specifying the nyo boys you want, so it’s easier for me. because me listing every nyo boy sounds like hell rn

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Granddaddy 😏

kids these days...

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Fresh pantaloons coming your way

“fresh”