[heterosexualsasuke]

watching naruto is the polar opposite to eating pussy

[heterosexualsasuke]

Kinda embrassing to talk about naruto in 2026 but ive been thinking that its actually so sad that we never got sakura acting like herself around sasuke, like when shes interacting with him she just blushes amd is okay with whatever he says, but honestly i think it would be so fun amd interesting if she acted the way she acts with naruto around him, i think their friendship couldve been so interesting but yeah nvm shes just his submissive housewife who never complains abt anything <3

[heterosexualsasuke]

Of all usernames on this hellsite, yours is the one that made me lose it

something funny being a heterosexual man in this day and age? tch

[dattebae]

I was thinking  what if Sasuke got bald when he got old…

please forgive me fandom..

[hoodnaruto]

Kakashi is basically the homeless half blind WW2 veteran with crippling PTSD who still finds it in him to vote republican lmfaooo

[ramiel-enthusiast]

me: im begging;; pls shut the hell up

my brain: naruto would canonically say “dont fight hate w/ hate, all lives matter <3” thats literally his entire philosophy in shippuden, u cant deny the truth

[afro-evolutionary-astrology]

I hate myself for making this, but it’s pretty spot on for Naruto’s ethos in the show. He’s very, uh, “Oppression? Sounds like a victim complex to me.”

I’m never gonna forgive myself for making this.

[hoodnaruto]

Son….

[dushman-e-jaan]

Naruto’s that Moderate white dude “all lives matter guy!” all the marginalized communities loathe. He always rears his ugly head whenever there’s a talk on radical change, justice, and revolution.

[hoodnaruto]

I hate that that’s exactly what he did lmfaoo

[hoodnaruto]

Did yall know Sakura fans and Hinata fans be arguing about who’s more of a single mother 😭

[narutwitter]

[lady-raziel]

I just wanna know if love wins before America loses

[hinatabestie]

[doulie]

[heterosexualsasuke]

sasuke seems like a person whos two most times read books are communist manifesto and killing stalking

[heterosexualsasuke]

[sizzlingcandyjellyfish]

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

[jasper-rolls]

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

[pooplex-deactivated20140101]

[atomicpowered]

And my personal favorite

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[yutamayo]

[sassykinzonline]

remember to take your medication, your happiness is a revolution