if this wasn’t a kids show, how much would the anubis kids swear?
10. fabian: i said it before and i will say it again. fabian is afraid of swearing. he said a cuss word ONCE and was just… so startled by it. he does not swear. ever. also mick tries to get him to say fuck but fails miserably every single time
9. mara: doesn’t really swear, but had that baddie era (which i would like to forget ever happened i get such bad second hand embarrassment) and she said some cuss words to seem even cooler
8. nienke: isn’t against swearing, just doesn’t feel the need to. scolds amber when needed.
7. joyce: patricia is a bad influence on her. has taken over some of her girlfriend’s cussing habits.
6. appie: doesn’t swear out of anger, just to exaggerate things. a lot. also he loves addressing people as “fucker”
5. mick: swears when he has anger outbursts. which is very often. the whole house can hear him. everyone is so tired
4. amber: cries when things go wrong and then just goes full ranting mode, calling everyone a bitch (also says “fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck” a million times when she’s done something stupid again)
3. noa: judging by her face she wouldn’t swear a lot, but trust me, she does. mostly when she’s tired and grumpy. didn’t really get the chance to swear when she was in a coma but she probably thought the words
2. patricia: can’t control herself. swears so much nobody even cares anymore, mostly in her rage fits. also makes up her own silly words when existing ones just aren’t enough
jeroen. oh god. he is canonically already the one who swears the most, but let’s be honest, we all know prutser was just a cover word for the amount of times he insults people. swears at teachers, swears at his friends, swears under his breath, he does not care.
thanks for listening to my rant. you can’t even argue with me we all know this is true. <3
