Anubis House and Ancient Egypt

Hello! We are part of the Apocalypse System, and we were raised on House of Anubis since we were literally six. Tag for any posts I make while manic/stoned: #scorsese's visions Please note that we have both a Nina Martin, Fabian Rutter, Jerome Clark, Joy Mercer, Patricia Williamson, and Trudy Rehmann fictive, so we'd appreciate no hate towards those characters.

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I DID IT!!! I MADE A THREE WAY EDIT!!! I MADE AN EDIT THAT WORKS FOCUSING ON EACH CHARACTER AS IF ITS A SOLO EDIT, BUT THERE'S THREE AHAHAHAHAA

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Would literally ANYONE read a HOA fic where it transitions into A Series Of Unfortunate Events (movie). Because Lemony Snicket's actor is always in shadow, and he SOUNDS exactly like an older, more mature Jerome (at least in my opinion).

And get this.

Rufus could BE Count Olaf!

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THAT CRACK EDIT I POSTED ABOUT THIS EXACT THING, THAT RUFUS ZENO AND COUNT OLAF ARE LITERALLY THE SAME CHARACTER.

IT'D BE BRILLIANT.

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A lil crumb of Jara for you thanks to Rahie Tal on YouTube!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NINA AND JOY! ↳ 7th of July 1995

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Amber: How was your weekend?

Alfie: It was epic sauce! How was yours, beautiful?

Amber:

Alfie: You weren’t fucking with “epic sauce” ?

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Joy: Ladies, I’m going out tonight, hide your boyfriends! (I don’t wanna see them)

Mara: I don’t have one of those anymore, but I locked away a random man! Hope you have a fun night out!

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Jerome locked in the closet: ........

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Rufus: Once I tried to rob this preppy kid on his way to school, but before I could even get a threat out he told me ‘please don’t hesitate’ and I was so agasp that this kid just asked me to kill him outright that I ran off into an alleyway and cried.

Jerome:

Jerome: Oh, that was me!

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Do we think it was a little homoerotic when Victor kidnapped Rufus?

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I know it’s not technically canon, but I know in my heart that Victor and Rufus had a sexual and possibly even romantic relationship since at least the end of WW2, which was then broken off in the most messy way imaginable when Rufus decided he wanted to go rogue.

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Victor needed both siblings to complete the set XD

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This is Calypso. She came into the rescue facility run by my friend Nessa, and I adopted her and her brother Polites because so many kittens were being dumped that the shelter was running out of room, and needed a second location. Sadly, she and another kitten from another dumped litter recently passed from PARVO before I could get her medical attention. Any money made by this competition will go straight back into the cat rescue, with proof posted on the unofficial tiktok page of the second location. Voting is free once every 10 minutes!

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*About 15 years later at an Amun graduation reunion*

Mick: *Looking down* Aw yeah I was wondering when you were gonna get that removed.

Fabian: Huh? Get what removed?

Mick: You know, those tattoos you got in highschool. Mara was telling me about them, and I mean, I always thought it was weird. Like, I get you guys all really got into that Egyptian stuff but I didn't expect Amber to get a tattoo of all people.

Sibuna: *Slowly looking at each other with nerves*

Mara: ...Hey, so...Mick, when I told you about that, there was a few things I myself hadn't known-

Mick: Oh! Wait-Are you telling me Victor got that upset at you guys for temporary tattoos?

Sibuna: .....

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yeah i watch house of anubis for the plot!

the plot:

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Mara and Patricia were just making out in my dream, if you care. Was so plesantly suprised at the casual lean in and makeout that it woke me up.

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