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Kurt: Hey, Ti-

Tina:

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Blaine: Helpful grammar tip: farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance.

Emma: Who hurt you?

Blaine: My father, did you not hear me?

#Glee #incorrect glee quotes #Blaine Anderson #Emma Pillsbury #Oof

Santana: Guess who's banned from PTA meetings!

Rachel: Wha-

Santana: That's right, it's me!

Rachel: How exactly?

Santana, pouring wine: It all started with this bitch named Susan-

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Quinn: Brittany quick! What's your type?

Brittany, bleeding out: Short, loud, angr-

Quinn: Your blood type, Brittany!!!

Brittany: Oh

Brittany: Red?

#Glee #incorrect glee quotes #Quinn Fabray #Brittany Pierce #Brittana

Santana: Rachel died of natural causes.

Kurt: You pushed her off a cliff?!?

Santana: Gravity's natural.

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#Glee #glee guys #this would've been much easier if there weren't so many inconsistencies in their personalities #but whatever

Guess who can’t draw!!!

#Glee #Santana Lopez #can you tell I've never drawn anything ever #oof #this is supposed to be part of a comic #but tha's going to take FOREVER

[Guys Night]

Puck: I’ll speak french between your legs.

Blaine: That sounds pretty weird.

Finn: I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis.

Sam: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!

Mike: Titty croissants?

Kurt: Literally none of you should be having sex, ever.

#Glee #incorrect glee quotes #Noah Puckerman #Blaine Anderson #Finn Hudson #Sam Evans #Mike Chang #Kurt Hummel #Glee Guys

Kurt: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Santana?

Santana: No.

Rachel: I do.

Kurt: I know Rachel.

Rachel: I'm sad.

Kurt: I know Rachel.

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Quinn, holding Beth: She’s beautiful.

Doctor: Now we’re going to need to give her some shots.

Puck: Oh hell yeah. Pour up, it’s her fucking birthday

#Glee #incorrect glee quotes #Quinn Fabray #Noah Puckerman #Beth Corcoran #Quick

Kurt: Has anyone at any point in your life actually told you they love you?

Quinn: Does family count?

Kurt: Yes.

Quinn: Then no.

#Glee #incorrect glee quotes #Kurt Hummel #Quinn Fabray #Kuinn

Rachel: "Sleepy" sounds so much better than "tired". Everyone should stop saying "tired"and start saying "sleepy".

Santana: I am so sleepy of your shit.

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[Pamela Lansbury meeting]

Rachel: I could not ask for better friends than you guys!

Kurt: Aww, same here!

Elliott: I've had better, but you guys will do.

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Kurt: Can we talk about the email that you just sent to everyone?

Rachel: It was a critical update.

Santana: It just says "I’m back on my bullshit"?

Rachel: The people need to know!

#Glee #incorrect glee quotes #Kurt Hummel #Rachel Berry #Santana Lopez #Kurtcheltana

Santana: I invited you to here because I crave the deadliest game...

Sam, nodding: Knife Monopoly

Santana: I was actually going to say dodgeball, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

#Glee #incorrect Glee quotes #Santana Lopez #Sam Evans #Samtana

Dani: How come you guys always hang out with Elliott and not me? I just want to be included!

Dani, after being included: What the hell and fuck.

#Glee #incorrect glee quotes #Dani #Elliott Gilbert #Pamela Lansbury #honestly we deserved more Dani

#Glee #Kurt Hummel #Facts

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