Things my girlfriend has said while playing Hunie Pop
“Look you gotta give me something to work with.”
“why don’t you love me more”
“it’s night time, the fuck”
“have I had sex with you? No I havent.”
“I don’t know her age,occupation,her height,&& her cup size.”
“I may not have something…to..fuck..”
“Thats what you’ll be saying later.”
“I’ll never forget breasts like that”
“You people sleep at wierd times in the day. Its like the middle of the day.”
“I can’t afford the stripper pole,What the fuck”
“On the flip flop,no one says that. What does that even mean?”
“Beige that is the most ARRG color.”
“I don’t know anything about you. I don’t know your anything.”
“Really hoe,Thats all I am to you. Nothing better. I thought we had something.”
“Ah just shoosh,don’t talk to me.”
“Lets commence the dating.”
“Its just,how I do things.”
“I’ve already woo’ed her,&& by wooed I mean had the sex with her.”
“Hey girl how you doin’? “
“You know what I’m sayin’.”
“I don’t know why your still dressed like this,but I’m not complaining. Later you won’t have anything on. “
“I gotta romancify this date i’m gonna need more…romance.”
“FUCK ME IN THE ASS GOD DAMNIT.”
“I messed up,now she’s not gonna love me.”
“Thats what you like,why didn’t it go up more than that. Is it because I made you upset?
I need more sentiment though.”
“You can never have too much sentiment I always say.”
“This is some risky business here.”
“I’m not confident right now.”
“This is how actual sex works,you gotta play bejewled while your having sex. && you gotta do it fast enough,or the thing goes down while your having sex.”
“I’m tempted to mute you. It’s too early for this.”
“I got you out of a lot of things.”
“I wish sex worked like this,this would be really easy.”
“Damnit I’m distracted fuck.”
“Ah yes this is how I do it…Slow && bejewly.”
“What kinda noise is that?!”
“Ah yes because every time I moan,I echo.”
“You’re not that busy hoe.”
“It’s too early to get you drunk.”
“I can be useful for many things.”
“You look like a huge bitch.”
“I don’t know what you like. You probably like flirting && I suck at flirty.”
“I hope you rot in a hole you mega bitch.”
“I’m just going on a date with you because I don’t know.”
“You say that like i’m gonna like…bow to your demands.”
“You have to remember,I’m the actual mega bitch,not you.”
“Prepare to be flirted with.”
“You are the hugest hoe ever.”
“Can you maybe not like,talk so much?”
“I am trying to woo you.”
“I do not need your sass.”
“I never text you guys back,just know I said thanks.”
“You like talent…&& decorative pins && skipping rope?”
“Thats all I want you to wear from now on.”
“Shove those in your face.”
“I know this because we were comets.”
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