Navigation Desk!
Ugggh, I guess it’s about time I had one of these. >w< I’m gonna level with you, I’m mostly making this for me because navigating this mess on the app is becoming increasingly difficult.
Welcome, nerds, to Panda’s Tree. I hope you like all my weird bookshelves and that none of you are allergic to bamboo. My uniformed guests have asked that you please report any sightings of uncontained black fluid directly to them. Thank you. >w<
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Commissions—Yes, they are always open. Panda is broke… Be aware that if you’re going to pay for 4000 words of story, you need to give me 4000 words worth of an idea. I do reserve the right to take liberties if the only thing you give me is [lee!x, ler!y; in the pool house with the candlestick]. Appreciate the money you have and be smart with it. >w< And also, thank you so much in advance for liking my work.
Alternatively, you could help me open this Cookie Jar. >w<
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Panda’s Mailbox—Send an idea; make a request; pay respects to our Goddess; tell me the lottery numbers; report the latest anomaly; or just drop by to chat. Panda loves you!
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Masterlist—I guess I had to make this eventually too. >-< Here’s a fairly long list of most* of the things I’ve written over my many old bear years. I’m restricting the Masterlist to Ao3 and Tumblr. If you want to go back to my deviantArt or Fanfiction.net days (Or, frankly, ANYTHING prior to 2017), mind the Time Travel Disclaimer, and godspeed. >w<
*There’s a separate list that’s exclusively my original work.
**Also, here’s my Writing Tag and the secret Archives, just in case you really want to know all the nonsense I’ve made with my keyboard.
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To Those Seeking Something Greater, Know That The King Lives On-- …Uh… I don’t know what this is. D-Did someone lose this paper? There’s no address…
I’ve also been finding these documents in the old rooms; they have the same symbol as that paper.














