and at the end of all things, i want to live @hexblading - Tumblr Blog

who the fuck are you?

previously toshiyaargh, then akh-afah.

as you can probably tell, i really like the hexblade class right now.

Bro how the fuck old are you?

Old enough to pay your student debt

will your username change again?

if i find something better than the hexblade subclass, probably.

hey, can i look at your art?

sure.

got a ko-fi?

yea

got a twitter?

i'm more on there too, yea

any songs you can recommend to me?

two weeks by fka twigs.

#pinned post

normal-horoscopes

[I WAKE BOLT UPRIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DEFLECT A CURSE WITH A TENNIS RACKET AND IMMEDIATELY FALL BACK ASLEEP]

honestlydarkprincess

to celebrate the ides of march this year tumblr decided to stab its users in the back

polyamorouspunk

What is Prev?

A creature

An entity

A cryptid

A being

A phenomenon

An oddity and/or curiosity

A critter

An experiment

A cosmic and/or eldritch horror beyond comprehension

A thing of ancient myth and/or legend

Voting ended onMar 3

#nikki you are a phenomenon #you are an experience that greatly improves lives by having known them

sayorithot

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

gyaru-tau

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

hellsitegenetics

String identified: t t a t a at t a tt at c aa a a tat- ga ca ?

Closest match: Melanargia russiae genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Esper's Marbled White

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polyamorouspunk

What is Prev?

A creature

An entity

A cryptid

A being

A phenomenon

An oddity and/or curiosity

A critter

An experiment

A cosmic and/or eldritch horror beyond comprehension

A thing of ancient myth and/or legend

Voting ended onMar 3

#'what am i!' says the person who loves bears #whose persona is a bear #who scuttles #you are a CRITTER

wizardarchetypes

can't stop laughing about that post that said Geralt would love ibuprophen bc yes. i think there are a lot of fantasy characters who wouldn't take pain meds from our world bc they simply would be like "i don't see the need" but geralt would be that guy who asks you to hand him some ibuprophen from your purse and you'd get out 2 and he'd say, "oh I usually take 6" and you'd say "how?? long have you been taking 6 ibuprophen at a time???" and he'd be like "i don't know, always? does it matter?" and suddenly all his recent acute GI symptoms would start making sense but also it could be unrelated because honestly what data would you have on how witcher bodies are affected by NSAIDs? you hand him 6 and hope for the best.

wizardarchetypes

probable: ibuprohen would do nothing to a witcher body whatsoever considering they can take so many weird potions and elixirs

possible & funnier: witcher bodies are painstakingly designed and altered to take those potions and elixirs—not NSAIDs. geralt is playing a dangerous game against stomach ulcers.

grubby-gerblin

inkpressedpetals

carby

Things I need to pack, according to my husband who is currently talking in his sleep:

3 layers of boats

Two snails

The Book of Shut Up

A couple slices (interpreted loosely)

carby

I managed to get him to agree to just two layers of boats before he said "ssshhhhhhh....." and entered a deeper layer of sleep than I've seen him achieve in years

carby

nope he's back (?) and now we've just had a violent car crash, as described by him making vroooom vroooom sounds, followed by a flat chhrrkkhttchhhh (explosion) sound. I am not expected to make it

carby

He's now back to full-tilt snoring. I would love to be a fly on the wall of any doctor who studies his sleep patterns. As I was writing that last sentence he woke suddenly to itch his eye and cussed me out about vitamins. And back to full-tilt snoring. Love is real ❤️ goodnight to all.

maidthings

I think "never kill yourself" is one of the funniest phrases to come out of the internet in recent times. Deeply silly but also captures the importance of experiences one might think frivolous or inconsequential.

maidthings

Its true tho. Sometimes I'll just be sitting on the floor drinking a beer and think "im so fuckin glad i didn't do it"