WELCOME TO HELL

My dirty little secret ROTG fandom blog. I’m cooking something up y’all. Stay tuned…

[fuv1kinggoreee-deactivated20240]

[frostandfairytales]

In case you all were wondering where my “Hopeless-Romatic-Bit-of-a-Dork-and-very-Clutsy- When-in-Love” Jack Frost came from. There was a deleted scene from Rise of the Guardians. It’s unclear who the “Love Interest” is. But it is clear that if Jack Frost was in love not only would he would go all out to show it but the fates would just screw with him. (Or Cupid, who knows) This is also why I don’t ship him with a lot of characters in the movie. As it shows he would have no trouble showing his affection even though it could backfire or make him look like an idiot.

[madeleinefjall]

Knitted a moth sweater ✨ bought the pattern for it here!

[sashthesloth]

I spent the past week making a fun little sun and moon cardigan for myself

[fannishknits]

Vintage Spider Sweater: A Chaotic & Wonderfully spooky knit

[knithacker]

Knit a Scandinavian Cubes Hat, Pattern By Silvermoon Knits: 👉 https://buff.ly/3tnaktu

[riverlarking]

alice starmore nova scotia sweater pattern.. i will knit you one day

[hotcinnamonsunset]

The Tiger (from the poem by Nael, age 6)🐅

[at-the-edge-of-the-solar-system]

Sweater by @acefergusonstudio on Instagram

[westwindy1]

jack(off) the ram

[4rrenstep]

Small messy jack comic plus a scribble page and toothiana

[easydoesit-rn]

Got a pin for my lab coat

[peachdoxie]

@unintentionaldannyphantomposts

[l0stvegas]

I know people mean well when they say it but hearing the phrase “you know your body best” as someone with chronic illness is so funny, like man no I don’t I ain’t got no clue what that fucker’s planning and I’m scared to find out

[l0stvegas]

Them: Listen to your body!

My body, whispering in the night: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn

[yetitakinginventory]

Rise Of The Guardians Movie Promo Activity Book PB22 | eBay

<p>This is for a neat movie promo item. Winning bidder pays 4.00 for shipping and handling in the U.S. Payment needs to be made within 7 d

Blockbuster Promo Activity Book

Special Rare Item Post. Will be edited later.

It's amazing that I already had this post planned when we suddenly get a stack of 10! promo activity books listed on ebay here

Activity book from Blockbuster video stores, also available in some select movie theaters. Typically also came with this dark blue pencil with snowflake pattern. (Not in the ebay listing)

This is a great find for a great price. If you weren't able to pick up a Blockbuster activity book in 2012 here's your chance again!

[marzipanandminutiae]

"hey why are all the barrier garments like linen shirts or chemises or combinations going away?"

"oh we have more washable fabrics now! you don't need to worry about sweat reaching your outer clothing when you can just chuck it in the washing machine!"

"cool!"

[100 years later]

"so uh all of those new washable fabrics are leaching microplastics into our water, and the constant machine-washing wears garments out faster. they're also not really sturdy enough to be mended, so we keep having to throw them out and now the planet is covered in plastic fabric waste that will never break down. also it turns out that the new washable fabrics hold odor-causing bacteria VERY well. so could we get those barrier garments back please?"

"sorry babe linen now costs $100000/yard and since it's been so long without them, nobody knows how to adapt barrier garments to the current styles anyway"

"..."

"maybe try this new $50 undershirt made of Special Sweat-Wicking Plastic Fabric! :) :) :)"

[thecozycuttlefish]

Attention spinners who can't keep track of their yarn

I've made some printable skein bands so you can just jot down all the info you want and tape it to your yarn skein.

Keeping Track of Your Handspun Yarn With Free Printable Skein Bands

Keep track of all of your handspun yarn with these FREE printable yarn bands, perfect for recording all your wooly details!

[employee210]

Another day in the Office

[what-even-is-thiss]

Surrealist humor sure is taking on a new flavor huh

[alexaloraetheris]

I have finally identified my only two braincells.

[invertedhexagon]

In 3d video games at least, objects that clip like this bump around and make so much noise because they are gaining speed as they rapidly cut between being pushed and pulled by the surface's collision box. These objects can possess immense speed even if they look relatively stationary.

Touching the chair may well result in releasing this enormous amount of confined speed into your body, which is a fun way to meet the dev team.

[variablejabberwocky]

#well now i gotta forever use meet the dev team as a euphamism for dying