Sleep is for the weak. Which is what I am.

Hey it's Jess! Draws a lot of crap and reblogs stuff that makes me laugh. // Art Blog // Writing Blog //

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Do you read it?

I’ve read this already!

Hell yes this is literally meant for me!

Yes but out of morbid curiosity

Maybe

No

Absolutely not!

Why does this fucking exist?!?!

Voting ended onMay 4

[prismatic-bell]

Drugs, broken limbs, and rubber.

Bestie, I hang out in James Bond fandom.

You literally just described canon.

[kereeachan]

"Weird sex"

...that's a LOT of the site.

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[hey--its--jess]

I have disappeared from all social media this past couple of years, but I just have to post about this.

I'm extremely active on FFXIV. I'm not an achievement hunter but I wanted this specific achievement and I finally got it today. (That's my boi. The giant roe with The Luckiest of Lords title.)

It took me 1812 thief maps to get clears 9-20 and approximately 150 maps to get my first 8 and that's high balling it. I ran thief's so infrequently before I joined the map server five months ago, it's probably closer to 100 maps for my first 8 clears, but they were so spread apart that I can't be sure. I had 6 personal clears before joining the server and none since.

Overall, it took 2ish years for me to get the title. The last 5 months were grinding for clears 9-20.

[thememedaddy]

[karis-the-feral-sideblog]

[lurker-lenore]

[webkinzcat]

[diet-drpenis]

[hood-ex]

[funny-tik-toks]

[jerweewee]

i love it when characters get injured i think we should all be hurting characters more often uuurm yes another bullet wound please! uuurrrm yes 1000 stab wounds please!

[my-dailydreams]

[isawken]

2024 gonna be my year fr

[isawken]

2025 gonna be my year fr

[isawken]

2026 gonna be my year fr

[ilfascinodelvago]

[voluptama]

butt types

© Viktor Hertz

[lynati]

[memento-mariii]

[jwasontodd]

[mslockheart]

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

[roxolotl-remaking-deactivated20]

my animal behavior professor just emailed me this

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[ekingston]

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

[the-macintosh-system]

what does this mean

moot what does this mean

[a-sentient-cup]

[ren-acoelomate]

So is mickeys dick smasher the new terminology for an inverted bell curve

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

How into mainstream media are you?

count how many of these franchise movies you’ve seen and reblog with the number you’ve seen in the tags! there’s a total of 112 movies listed

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Iron Man (2008)

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Thor (2011)

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

The Avengers (2012)

Iron Man 3 (2013)

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Ant-Man (2015)

Harry Potter

Philosopher’s Stone (2001)

Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

Goblet of Fire (2005)

Order of the Phoenix (2007)

Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Deathly Hallows – Part 1 (2010)

Deathly Hallows – Part 2 (2011)

James Bond

Casino Royale (2006)

Quantum of Solace (2008)

Skyfall (2012)

Spectre (2015 coming soon)

The Lord of the Rings

The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

The Two Towers (2002)

The Return of the King (2003)

The Hobbit

An Unexpected Journey (2012)

The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

Star Wars

The Phantom Menace (1999)

Attack of the Clones (2002)

Revenge of the Sith (2005)

A New Hope (1977)

The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Return of the Jedi (1983)

The Force Awakens (2015 coming soon)

Spider-Man

Spider-Man (2002)

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

The Fast and the Furious

The Fast and the Furious (2001)

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

Fast & Furious (2009)

Fast Five (2011)

Fast & Furious 6 (2013)

Furious 7 (2015)

DC

Batman Begins (2005)

The Dark Knight (2008)

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Man of Steel (2013)

Transformers

Transformers (2007)

Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Dark of the Moon (2011)

Age of Extinction (2014)

Pirates of the Caribbean

The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

At World’s End (2007)

On Stranger Tides (2011)

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park (1993)

The Lost World (1997)

Jurassic Part III (2001)

Jurassic World (2015)

The Twilight Saga

Twilight (2008)

New Moon (2009)

Eclipse (2010)

Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011)

Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (2012)

X-Men

X-Men (2002)

X2 (2003)

The Last Stand (2006)

Origins: Wolverine (2009)

First Class (2011)

The Wolverine (2013)

Days of Future Past (2014)

Mission: Impossible

Mission: Impossible (1996)

Mission: Impossible II (2000)

Mission: Impossible III (2006)

Ghost Protocol (2011)

Rogue Nation (2015)

The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games (2012)

Catching Fire (2013)

Mockingjay Part 1 (2014)

Mockingjay Part 2 (2015 coming soon)

Indiana Jones

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Temple of Doom (1984)

Last Crusade (1989)

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Star Trek

Star Trek (2009)

Into Darkness (2013)

Terminator

The Terminator (1984)

Judgment Day (1991)

Rise of the Machines (2003)

Judgement Day (2009)

Genisys (2015)

The Divergent Series

Divergent (2013)

Insurgent (2014)

The Maze Runner

The Maze Runner (2014)

The Scorch Trials (2015)

Mad Max

Mad Max (1979)

Mad Max 2 (1981)

Beyond Thunderdome (1985)

Fury Road (2015)

Planet of the Apes

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2012)

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)

Alien

Alien (1979)

Aliens (1986)

Alien 3 (1992)

Resurrection (1997)

Prometheus (2012)