We All Live in a Yellow Submarine

Hey howdy hey I'm Emilee Hughes, but you can call me Emmy. 23. Living in Rochester. If this man-face seems familiar to you you've probably seen it in some kinda ad or something because I guess I'm considered a professional model or something??

[tonydelareyes]

Yeah, no, not going to believe that, but good luck trying.

[hey-itsemmy]

His cuteness hypnotizes me into buying him ice cream I swear! It's not my fault you made a cute kid!

[tonydelareyes]

Keys are in the dish thingy, you have fun, Imma go heroically kill a spider.

[hey-itsemmy]

My hero!

Also, if I happen to come home with ice cream, I'm blaming it on the kid.

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[tonydelareyes]

I can think of one thing…

Can you go pick up Peter from the daycare?

[hey-itsemmy]

Mhm, you got it. I'll have to take your car though since I haven't been able to get a car seat for mine yet.

[tonydelareyes]

Yeah, mhm, sure you do, sending me after spiders, really feeling the love, Em.

[hey-itsemmy]

I'm really sorry, babe. You know how much I hate spiders. Can I make it up to you?

[tonydelareyes]

NOW YOU’RE JUST ENFORCING GENDER STEREOTYPES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

You owe me.

[hey-itsemmy]

I'M NOT ENFORCING GENDER STEREOTYPES I'M BEING SMART.

Love you.

[tonydelareyes]

YOU ARE A GROWN WOMAN SHOUTING ABOUT A SPIDER JUST GET RID OF IT.

[hey-itsemmy]

NO I'M NOT GOING INTO THE SAME ROOM AS THAT THING YOU GET RID OF IT YOU'RE THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.

[hey-itsemmy]

THERE IS A SPIDER IN THE BATHTUB NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USE MY NEW BATH BOMB???

[caradeleworld]

[worlddelevingne]

[fuckyeahdelevingne]

[coutureluvv]

[modellovepersonal]

[fiftyshadesofcara]

[robbie-hudson]

Did people really yell at you that often? Doesn’t sound like you had a very good experience there. Yeah, the angry New Yorkers are good because they are normally to busy to actually fight you when you yell back at them, so nothing is too threatening. 

[hey-itsemmy]

French people are assholes man. It's mostly just the crusty-ass old men there, though, younger people are usually nicer. Yeah here it's mostly just a "What the fuck is your problem?!" and then they just walk away without even letting you answer it's a lot less uncomfortable.

[daisyodenxo-deactivated20150210]

I love Paris. Their food is amazing and the hottest guys live there. Instead of crying you can always just flash them the middle finger, I’m about 99.9% sure that they know what that means. 

[hey-itsemmy]

Well, I can't argue with you there. Europeans in general are just incredibly attractive people when they're not assholes. Yeah I tried that a couple times but I would still end up crying because I actually don't like being yelled at because I'm actually a pansy.

[alaska-hart-blog]

You okay? That doesn’t sound like a very pleasant trip. Especially if you’re suggesting that it’s worse than the assholes in this city.

[hey-itsemmy]

Yeah once you get used to the beauty of Paris you start to realize how terrible the people there are. And plus having to go somewhere for work rather than vacation always makes it seem a little bit more tiring.