[arrdeearr]

[leppu]

https://www.tigertigercomic.com/266

Tiger, Tiger is here yet again!!!

[vyrusbetoxic-deactivated2022012]

[gfdnow]

The heart wants what it wants 😥

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[marvelninenine]

[kirstenmcduffie]

the day i don’t reblog this is the day i am deceased

[rodrickheffeley]

[mthevlamister]

“Not all men—”

You’re absolutely right. Megamind would never.

[decafcosmiclatte]

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: ok but Metro Man totally faked his death bc he knew Megamind was like not a pure evil villain–Megamind never killed anyone or tried to ruin the city, all he ever did was kidnap Roxanne and fight (and lose against) Metro Man. Metro Man knew this, so he knew it was ok to fake his death bc he knew that Megamind would rise up to the occasion. Metro Man was giving back to Megamind after everything he stole from him. He knew that it was his fault Megamind was evil, and he knew that Megamind would enjoy being good more than Metro Man ever did, bc that’s all my bb Megamind ever wanted to be.

[sevenminuteshadpassed]

[scowlofjustice]

[shakespork]

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

[shakespork]

my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun?

me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch,,

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

Rich, eccentric, elderly widow Lady peering over at the conversation: That one. That one shall be my heir.

[youcancallmeaddy]

[keylethwasleft]

things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:

im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place

do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share

you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends

i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish

please dont crawl into my sleeves

(sings a duet with a cricket)

[hey-there-rosie]

They forgot: please don't fall on me when I'm sleeping in my bed in the middle of the night! Can you crawl somewhere else during that time?

[summery-captain]

I’m right and I should say it

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

oc design is just “this is me” and “god I wish that were me” in random measurements on a scale

[avaero]

may I present an alternative take

[insomniac-arrest]

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.