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A galinha entrou no celeiro e viu a vaca bebendo leite, perguntou se o azulejo era branco, então a vaca chorou porque o celular de seu dono era rosa, depois disso o porco nunca mais viu água e morreu afogado. A galinha preocupada porque não viu mais a árvore começou a cavar e a cavar, até que o bode cagou roxo e o cachorro cego viu um elefante rosa aleijado voando. E assim foi a história do mágico que hipnotizou a pessoa que está lendo isso para ela clicar no +follow de nosso tumblr.

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benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

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this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

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If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city 

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

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YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

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COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

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AGAIN

[britishpike]

Peeing in a public toilet like

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[heybazzinga]

do you know who’s cute? read the last word me

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[unclefather]

nah that cheetahs like “U gotta adjust the lens my dude ah shit point the camera over there look nala and simba havn sex again” 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

PSSSSSSSST

HUMAN

HUMAN

ARE YOU FILMING

WHAT ARE YOU FILMING CAN I EAT IT

I HAVE IDEAS FOR YOUR NEXT DOCUMENTARY

CHEETAHS

THEN THE SEQUEL

EVEN MORE CHEETAHS

THESE ARE GOOD IDEA I WOULD LIKE A PRODUCER CREDIT AND TO BE PAID IN ZEBRAS PLEASE

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illuminati

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Me at parties

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human why are you in cage

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[heybazzinga]

Come my child, before the humans return

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