marked for death by the USDA 🔞

he/they. not-so-secret art alt for @heydocverdant. also on Bluesky under the same handle bc tumblr is untrustworthy. minors begone

[spicymancer]

Shindig

The continuing adventures of Quiver and Robber Guy

[spicymancer]

Beck has got to stop sending these during business hours.

[dykearchived]

ROULETTE (1), Reel Queer, 2009

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

[heydarkverdant]

saw the Chappell Roan dress, sketched out a Zelda version, I’ll color this in the morning

[heydarkverdant]

turned out pretty good! Additional variants under the cut

[heydarkverdant]

saw the Chappell Roan dress, sketched out a Zelda version, I’ll color this in the morning

[amikoroyaiart]

Scielune in chic outfits 🥰

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

H E L L O :D

[asongofmeandstuff]

I got an anime nosebleed when I saw em in those outfits.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I am SHOCKED :D

[anatthema-art]

inspired by a friend misspeaking

[heydarkverdant]

okay but what if

[anatthema-art]

oh my god this is incredible??? i feel so honoured that someone actually drew something inspired by this shitpost i made in like a minute??? banger character design actually, i love it!!!

[heydarkverdant]

aw thanks! and listen, my urge to draw silly stuff triggers intermittently when a particular variety of post manages to bump against my neurons just right to form a circuit, which is to say that I thought your post was very funny and I very much appreciated it :)

[anatthema-art]

inspired by a friend misspeaking

[heydarkverdant]

okay but what if

[heydocverdant]

fanart of Isabelle Animalcrossing bc my wife has been getting back into ACNH, and last night we were discussing how old we think Isabelle is supposed to be.

our conclusion: she should be at the club

[heydarkverdant]

yeah this version ain’t flying on tumblr

[spicymancer]

Leg Day with Sophie and Madison

[heydarkverdant]

good luck to madison!

[heydarkverdant]

really crappy rendering practice ft. my OC lee

[pockicchi]

who here loves bunny girls??? have a bunny lisa!! 🐰🩷

[heydarkverdant]

hail, conquering hero!

[pockicchi]

lisa dripping in gold ✨

[orpheuslament]

do any of you guys remember that sculpture of theseus & the minotaur that lowkey looks like theseus is riding the minotaur like his life depends on it

[gutsheapofrawiron]

this one?

[justfriendsbestthings]

Is the lowkey in the room with us?

[glitched-eyes]

Saw this when I was in London this summer, I stopped my friend to point at it and said "holy shit it's the statue of Theseus fucking the Minotaur" in the middle of the very busy museum.

[annullo]

Theseus and the Minotaur by Antonio Canova (1781 - 1782) currently at Victoria and Albert Museum

[heydarkverdant]

was inspired by this post to draw my knight girl taking out a minotaur Theseus-style

[heydarkverdant]

inspired loosely by this post by @bogleech

Reblog by @bogleech · 1 image

💬 65  🔁 1800  ❤️ 3299 · Im just saying unless she wears a big hat or you wear a blindfold there are only so many positions where this isn't

[heydarkverdant]

Productive Meeting with HR (DC Comics)

Self-repost bc I got asked to post this without the alt; Bsky version is here!