Mikaeyla Sloane

Me, myself and I. A place for me to connect with you and get to know you. You people make me and its time you learned about the girl behind the records. Loving you all. Lets do this shit!

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@mousey-mickey Mine.

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I’m really sad

[thebabyhazz]

Such a beautiful girl!

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I have a confession...

We have been singing I Can’t Feel My Face for the last two days straight and I have no clue what this song is about.

Discuss.

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Guys!  I haven’t been on here in so long.

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Ohana is one of the most important things… second only to chicken nuggets… and I know who you are!

Wow, that came across creepy! Sorry. I’m Jo Paulsen. You’re dating my cousin! It’s so nice to finally meet you!

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You must think really highly of chicken nuggets.

Oh no, it’s cool.  I didn’t even think anything of it.  This is actually kinda neater though because I have never got to meet any of Jimmy’s extended family.  I’m hoping you have lots of great stories you can share with me.

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Guys!  I haven’t been on here in so long.

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Oh, you know, same ol’ same ol’. Possibly about to head out with my cousin. We’re waiting to see how that goes.

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Very exciting.  You have to spend that quality time with people.  Very important. 

I’m Mickey.

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Guys!  I haven’t been on here in so long.

So busy but still, so much shame.  I love you guys too much for that.

Hows it going, lads and lasses?

[aphrolatina-deactivated20150816]

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breathing-since-1996-bitches:

“ @fakeliampayne : my babe looks so f*cking cute here #iloveher ”

#NEWMANIP #jiam #jadethirlwall #jadethirlwallmanip #littlemix #mixer #liampayne #liampaynemanip #onedirection #1D #directioner #otp #couple #cute #party #drunk #fun #manip #mymanip #psd #photoshop #instasize #gray

@mousey_mickey Can’t believe this was almost a week ago.  #fourdaysdown #missinghim

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My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding is my new favorite trash tv show.

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She really did smack me…. That fucking hurt!

Y’all, she’s really calling room service and getting me some steak. Everyone go tweet her and tell her she’s an angel. Let her know I plan to propose like the second she gets off the phone, lmfao.

Nah but Mick….we need to get off this thing. It’s our last weekend before we’re apart for over a month and we’re sitting here on the internet.

Why didn’t I just say this out loud?

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I sorry...

Tell him I want a rock to make Trump’s wives jealous.

You’re right... bye, guys!!  We’re going to go make condom balloons before the internet melts our brains.  Four days, guys!  Stay Ready!  Love you - and keep on sending your love to this handsome fella beside me.

Kisses!

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My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding is my new favorite trash tv show.

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You love me.

They’re over there acting like I’m not already sitting here in my underwear. How’s that for a mental image? You’re right, though - they did this just for us. Talk about a network who takes care of its viewers.

Do they got steak? And garlic mashed. Also, condoms.

…I want to make condom balloons, obviously.

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God help me, I do.  No turning back now.

Oh my...

You are gonna get us in so much trouble, spilling all our dirty secrets over there.  Don’t worry, Felicia, I smacked him for you this time, hahahah!

They got a steak on here, though.  The rest you’ll have to scavenge for yourself... like here in my pocket if you want to dig it out.  You know I got to support all your art.

Balloon proficienado right here, let me tell you.  Wink.

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pinnockiss:

Unseen of Jade in Ibiza, 2014  

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My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding is my new favorite trash tv show.

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Is it really making fun of a culture when there’s already a reality show? Honestly…honorable people do not get shows made about them - let the Village People knock on the door. YMCA, bitch.

We’re in Hawaii…I got a show tomorrow…we could be on the beach or visiting my grandparents and we’re gonna sit here and watch TV. Here’s to the kids who think our lives are interesting….they aren’t.

Eh, we need a new show anyway….Bob’s Burgers just had it’s finale.

I’m still sad.

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You are problematic, I see it now.  Unashamedly so!  You’re all, ‘fuck it!  I’m gonna say what I want!”  Its kinda hot, won’t lie... yes, I believe I will keep you.

Okay, my dash just lit up with people saying what they think we should be doing.  Its cute they don’t think we can do both ;)

But for real - do you think its any coincidence that it ended right when we were about to have to get back to work?  Its waiting for us to be together again so we can watch it.

Thank you, Bob’s Burgers, for obviously doing this just for us.

I need a burger now.  Want anything from the room service, she asks online though you are literally right beside me?  Hi!  I see you.

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My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding is my new favorite trash tv show.

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Hold on…teenagers elope in weird ass clothes…dudes look like they’re coming from the Jersey Shore….. I think this needs to be the premise for a future music video.

Can we watch this shit?

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I can hear them all now, screaming about how problematic you are.  Villagers coming out the cut with pickaxes and torches... PC Police - all they are are a scene from Beauty and the Beast.

On the other hand, funny dresses so I’m definitely in.  That’s like, not even a question.

We have to be able to find it somewhere.  I wonder if its on Couchtuner... Netflix... Hulu... any of our usual haunts.

I typed in ‘C’ for Google and Couchtuner pops up first.  This is a bad sign... or a good sign, depending o how we look at it.  If how many shows you’ve marathoned is an accomplishment, we are way ahead of the game.

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My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding is my new favorite trash tv show.

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YES! Someone understands me! At the very least, it makes me feel better about my life. I watched an ep where he forgot to ask her mom for her hand and she made him pave a driveway to prove he was man enough. Like… what?!

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See, we wanna judge but that is the kind of momma I’m gonna be.  You got to prove yourself to be with my babies.

Mickey, by the way.  I’m chattering away and haven’t introduced myself.  I know better.

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My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding is my new favorite trash tv show.

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My Big Fat….what?

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THAT SHOW!  Its like Jersey Shore but with glittery pink weddings and they’re all teenagers.

A lot of them elope.  Just run away and you wouldn’t think they’d let these girls get married but somehow they do!  And the girls dress like, well, Snooki before she was a mom, but they can’t have sex or have boyfriends but the guys can do whatever they like!  They sleep around with non-gypsy girls and look like like Pauly D.

Its epic.