Cats

[hatchibomitar]

ya know what’s kind of weird? some people name cats “whiskers.” that’s a cat’s body part. that’s so wild. i’m gonna name my son leg

[godisafuckingbeachboy]

[swqadie]

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

[loloftheday]

Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

[justfurbythings]

Furby Farmer

[hollowtones]

Farmby…

[c-bassmeow]

[empire420]

Banana for scale

[tiddywrangler420-deactivated201]

Possession of marajuana? officer, that’s … a couch ,…

[computervsworldarchive]

as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!

[ffractaa]

This made me v happy

[etherqueen-deactivated20160417]

when your mental illness starts acting up again

[dailyspiderman]

Listen, in this universe, it’s either yeet or be yeeted. (insp.)

[chainmessages-blog]

[rslashrats]

i thought those were kermit the frog’s legs

[tokillthedragon-deactivated2020]

Kermit being tortured by the Viet Cong (1967, colorized)

[theocseason4]

u ever a good person just to flex on ur father

[drarry-imagines]

Is this Draco Malfoy?

[silverskings]

We found Draco.

[theocseason4]

[thebootydiaries]

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: new phone who dis

[redadhdventures]

Shout out to my Arabic teacher that looked at us yesterday mid-lesson and said, “I’m worried. You all look exhausted and depressed.”

Of course we were all like, “Oh yeah we’re dead inside, you haven’t noticed?”

And he snapped shut the textbook, threw up his hands and said, “That’s not healthy! No more vocab! Time for dancing!”

And he taught us a dance from Iraq and we danced instead of doing vocab. We didn’t stop dancing until he saw all of us laughing and was satisfied that we were all feeling better. It was perhaps the coolest, most kind-hearted thing I’ve ever seen a college instructor do.

[abilify-deleted-deactivated2017]

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

[homophu-deactivated20180101]

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

[great-tweets]

oof.