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My fatal flaw is I'll order Taco Bell like I'm a family of 8.

#and that's none of y'all's business #sometimes i yell FOODS HERE when the delivery person arrives so they don't know i live alone #for a grand total of $35 i am my own goddamn family of 8ish #taco bell #bro im so hungry dont even yell at me ill just eat a burrito at you #is this an aesthetic? if it is destroy it immediately #it is not yet feeding time at the zoo. but it will be. soon.

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wolverinequeen

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away.

ethanredotter

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

wolverinequeen

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

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PERRrrRrrRrKELE

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((Two kinds of people))

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“BEARS LEAVE THIS YARD

THERE IS NOTHING FOR U HERE”

brookietf

There is no honey to be found!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Trinket: (THAT IS WHAT A HUMAN WHO IS HIDING THEIR STASH OF HONEY WOULD SAY!!!)

tirtuatha

That is just The Most Canadian way of dealing with bears. The only way to be more Canadian would be to offer donuts and an appology.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I lost it at that second sentence :D

mckitterick

Now that non-https links are getting blocked by most browsers, here’s the Finnish video, embedded:

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FREE HIM

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HE CAME BACK

#im reblogging from the old times to keep the horrors away #q

redadhdventures

I asked my dad if he had a copy of Peril at End House by Agatha Christie because I have to read it for class. He gave me his copy and it’s a copy from the 1940s.

It’s like picking up a speck of history. On the front you have reminders to donate your old books to soldiers. There’s a page telling you that it has been made with certain materials to comply with the war effort.

Plus it has that old book smell. Amazing.

redadhdventures

Inktober Day 1: Just a Lil’ Droid … #inktober #inktober2018 #inktober2018day1 #inkdrawing #myart #droid https://www.instagram.com/p/Bob2mqvhzRm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jdw85dkneyyp

redadhdventures

I just remembered this little guy and decided he deserved a reblog

#art #ink #droid #this was in fact the droid i was looking for

mynorthernattitude

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

baetology

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

bumblebeebats

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

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World Heritage Post

Hot take, but maybe AI shouldn't write how-to books about crafts that have been passed down human to human for hundreds of years, especially if they don't actually tell you how to. In other words, if you're profiting off of such a book, go fuck yourself.

#your honor if you read back the transcript you'll see that i did not fucking stutter #crafting #knitting #crochet #tatting #art #fuck I'm too mad to remember more tags #fuck AI

tragicallyunaesthetic

musdomus

Perfect.

#lord of the rings

coolsaddad-blog

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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I have been waiting for this post all my life.

marzipanandminutiae

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

ineptshieldmaid

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

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squeeful

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

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World Heritage Post

volvolassie

Tolkien was ahead of his time

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— Melissa Cox

redadhdventures

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redadhdventures

It's that time of year again when I reblog my friend's wisdom, albeit a bit late.

cungadero

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf