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@heyitsdarcy
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godofthundxr:
IT WAS UNUSUAL OF HIM TO VOICE EMOTIONS, since his line of work here on Midgard demanded a lot of dangerous things to be happening around at all times thus it was not a weird thing at all to say something nice, something deep to people Thor truly cherished. Just in case.
Just in case they were fated to part ways on this cruel word. The god looked at the lady, smiling as he wrapped fibrous arms around petite waist, holding Darcy closely for a moment or two - this was it, this was heaven for him. ❝ Bold of you to assume I would be interested at the mere implement of the word ‘nudity’. ❞ Tone was seductive && lips pressed in the crook of her ear.
Her breath hitched when she realized how close proximity she was to the god. She thought it would be a simple hug, but when she felt his lips gently graze her ear, shivers went up her spine. Darcy’s heart thumped against her chest. Thor had always been one to be forward with things, is this the same? Or do they do things differently in Asgard?
Thoughts seemed to flash before Darcy’s mind in lightspeed before she realized she had let a few seconds of silence pass. Gently biting the inside of her cheek, she let out a small chuckle trying to not seem to out of it. “It seems you are since that’s the only word you picked out, out of all the words I described the show.” Darcy smirked, looking up at Thor while she was still wrapped in his arms.
godofthundxr:
The warm glow of the nearby candles cast a flattering shadow across Darcy’s already delicate features. The god watched her for a moment pretending to be caught red handed at the accusation. ❝ Battling vile creatures is my forte, not watching some form of documentary I would most definitely fall asleep on. ❞
Thor wasn’t expecting to be discussing such silly topics today, or especially diving down into his thoughts. Odinson knew more than anyone how much he wanted such a refreshing banter to happen to him. From all the things he’d done in his life, and all the things he couldn’t prevent. ❝ As for the nickname, I shall call you mine. ❞
Darcy’s eyes went wide as her cheeks turned red when she heard Thor’s nickname for her. Oh he was definitely flirting with her none. He wouldn’t have said that if he wasn’t, she thought to herself. Taking a deep breath, Hayla moved on to try and keep her cool.
“The Witcher is not a documentary. If I’m being honest, I think you would actually enjoy the show. There’s dragons, magic, epic sword fights. The whole nine yards.” Darcy counted off all the things as she tried to think of what else happens in the show. “There’s nudity. Blood and guts. Everything I think you would enjoy.” She chuckled, looking up at him.
Your muse catches sight of a tattoo they didn't know mine had--what's their reaction?
godofthundxr:
The lord of thunder wasn’t typically the one to casually engage with civilians like this, though, from the start, something told him that lady Lewis was more than just a ‘civilian.’ There was a quality to her that inevitably intrigued him, a quality he could have sworn he recognized in himself. Mystery. Fun. Wholesome.
Golden brows furrowed at the nickname given && lips were then curled upward despite the obvious confusion plastered upon features. ❝ If you get to call me as this ‘Witcher’, am I allowed to choose one for you? ❞
Letting out a belly laugh, Darcy nodded her head, embracing the fun. “I thought my nickname was Lady Darcy or the lady that took the god of thunder down with a taser.” She teased, sticking her tongue out at Thor for a quick moment before grabbing all of her things. “But yes, you can give me a nickname, but it has to be a good one!” She grinned, pointing her finger at Thor.
“Also I’m disappointed in you for not understanding why I’m calling you Witcher now. Someone hasn’t been catching up with their modern technology.”
godofthundxr:
❝ MHM. ❞ The deity hummed at the idea, his humanity gleaming through the cracks of his exterior. It had been a few years that they had known each other, and many choices had lead to many unexpected outcomes.
Cerulean eyes tinted darker in the dimmed light of the establishment found the woman’s gaze. In the pit of his gut, the creeping feeling of attraction gripped the thunderer with vicious talons. A grunt that was more along the lines of confirmation sounded out first before he took pause. Words were never his strong point, yet there was a pull to say more, to say anything ── perhaps to ease the distance between them. The distance the male so adamantly refused between them in the first place when she had tasered Thor.
Raising a brow at the blonde, Darcy chuckled underneath her breath as he instantly reminded her of a white haired fictional character. Grabbing her water bottle and nearly missing her mouth, she pulled out her phone to check the time. “Am I gonna have to give you a new nickname, Witcher?” Darcy teased, unsure if he would get her reference just yet. She knows she’s mentioned the show before, but is unsure if Thor had taken the spare time to start watching the Netflix Original.
godofthundxr:
@heyitsdarcy from here
❝ — A lady who possesses grace and a bubbly personality. ❞ If there was one thing Odinson would always do, it was listen. He listened carefully to every single thing that Darcy had to say && accepted the help to get back on his feet. It was clear enough that she wanted time with him, and it was even more clear that he wanted to reciprocate this desire for a longing sensation always has been present for the brunette.
❝ If I may be honest, I do not mind it one bit. It is always a smooth experience given your physique. ❞
“Grace? Are you sure we’re talking about me here?” Darcy joked. “I’m a walking, talking disaster.” She grinned, knowing how much of a klutz she can be. Letting out a small breath, Darcy looked away from Thor for a moment to try and recompose herself. Yes she wanted to learn more self defense moves. It was a smart idea seeing as there always seemed to be danger lurking around, however it didn’t help that she found the brute blonde attractive.
Faint redness crept onto her cheeks as she listened to Thor’s words. Was he flirting with her? No way. Not a chance. She was nothing like Jane or even Sif.
Rolling her eyes, Darcy playfully pushed Thor’s shoulder even though he didn’t budge a inch. “Come on. I want a smoothie.”
“…Do we always end up on top of each other?”
training turned tension starters @godofthundxr
Chuckling lighly as she ran a hand through her hair as she began to get up. “I mean when you think about it, yeah.” Darcy continued to chuckle as she put her hand to help Thor get up. “Doesn’t help you’re the size of a wall and I’m--- well me.” Darcy teased as she fixed her hair back into a bun.
training turned tension starters
Or more specifically, “two characters who have been sparring or in combat training together and almost kiss at the end of their practice fight”. As requested ! Feel free to make any changes.
“Is that the best you can do?”
“I won’t go easy on you.” / “I’ll go easy on you.” / “Quit going easy on me.”
“Hit me with your best shot.”
“You need to do better if you want to meet your goal.”
“I’ve been wanting to kick your ass all week.”
“Is this necessary?”
“Try again.”
“You’re pissing me off.” / “If you’re mad, why don’t you use your anger? Beat me at least once.”
“Here, let me show you how.”
“Woah! [falls on top of __]”
“Nice moves.”
“[pins __ to floor]” / “[pins __ to wall]”
“You’re…really close right now.”
“G–get off of me.”
“You’re heavy.” / “You’re crushing me.”
“Sorry–are you okay?”
“You’re really red right now.”
“…Do we always end up on top of each other?”
“Are you still panting?”
“I told you, it was an accident.”
“…Why don’t you just kiss me?”
“I’ll consider kissing you if you can beat me.”
Jealousy Starters
FOR THE JEALOUS
“ Do I have something to worry about? ”
“ Should I be concerned how close you and ___ are? ”
“ Why do you spend so much time with them? ”
“ It looks like you have more fun with them than with me. ”
“ I’m NOT jealous. ”
“ Would you rather be with them? ”
“ I’ll just leave you two alone, I guess. ”
“ I’m not blind, you’ve been staring at them all night. ”
“ Why are they calling you at this time of night? ”
“ Could you stop flirting with them for one minute? ”
“ I don’t like the way they look at you. ”
“ I don’t like the way you look at them. ”
“ Do they know that you’re with me? ”
“ Is there someone else? ”
FOR THE OBJECT OF JEALOUSY
“ Oh my god, are you jealous? ”
“ You cannot possibly be this insecure! ”
“ They’re just a friend, I swear. ”
“ Don’t be ridiculous, I love you. ”
“ What is going on with you lately? ”
“ ___ is just a friend. ”
“ I have NOT been flirting. ”
“ How long have you been stressing yourself out about this? ”
“ I’m allowed to have friends, you know. ”
“ What’s your problem? ”
“ There is NOTHING for you to worry about. ”
“ You know I love you. ”
“ What are you talking about! ”
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE WITCHER / 1.07 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“Where would you be heading, little thief?”
“This place isn’t safe if you’re alone.”
“Then it’s the same as any other place.”
“All this time, I thought you were dead.”
“Have you been hiding your head in the sand?”
“She’s done everything she can to jeep her family safe from threats.”
“Blame destiny.”
“Coming at us now would be right stupid.”
“If you treated me more like a friend than a threat..”
“I can’t be bought.”
“Don’t cast me out on a whim.”
“Who needs you when I’ve got him?”
“We don’t have much, but we’ve got a sight more than you do.”
“We must sacrifice to fulfill destiny.”
“First you try to kill me, then you lie to me.”
“You and destiny can both fuck right off.”
“A dynasty can’t survive on arrogance alone.”
“Your own mother cared so little, she discarded you.”
“You lecture me on a mother’s love yet offer up someone else’s daughter.”
“You’re sentencing her to death.”
“You put too much faith in that woman.”
“Someone who’s able to pull themselves out of that will have my confidence till my final day.”
“I need your promise that you won’t come back.”
“Most kings only care about their cocks and their coffers.”
“The [name] I remember doesn’t miss anyone.”
“It was fun to be wanted, an object of desire.”
“I spent years waiting for this moment where you realized we’re meant for each other.”
“Work saved me.”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“They think you’re rash, unpredictable, and dangerous.”
“I’ll leave this to people who actually give a shit.”
“I’m the one that wants you here.”
“It took five minutes for the lies to start.”
“Why did I expect anything else from a place held together by bullshit?”
“What the hell’s going on in here?”
“I bet you hate botany as much as I did.”
“They tell you that so you have to go to them for all the answers.”
“A word of advice: think for yourselves.”
“Gods, you’re pretty.”
“Whatever you lack in talent, you make up for in confidence.”
“There are far worse things than expulsion.”
“I’ve got so many questions.”
“The ability to create life, they take that from you. Then send you out so the only family, the only loyalty you have, is to them.”
“Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean we will.”
“I don’t care what you do, but remember this.”
“Even if you do everything right, that’s still no guarantee you’ll get what you want.”
“Sometimes you have to compromise in order to survive.”
“I tried finding you for years.”
“How do you know this?”
“That’s the same lie I would tell.”
“You wear your silly costume every chance you get.”
“I am not here to defend them, but I will defend our way of life.”
“Forbidden magic is one of the ghost stories taught to us here.”
“There is no such thing as dark or light magic.”
“Nothing in the world is as simple as that.”
“If you won’t take sides, then at least stay out of our way.”
“Enough of this tiring debate.”
“Let them reap what they sow.”
“I went to a prized kingdom and did fuck all for decades.”
“Maybe it is time for something different.”
“I know you hate this place, but there are girls who need it.”
“Have you ever used that word before?”
“Looks like he’s escaped.”
“If he is out there, then there is still hope for her.”
“What kind of crazy person talks to a horse?”
“You don’t give the orders anymore.”
“I’m sorry for what happened.”
“The only thing special about you was the fucking crown on your head.”
lukecageforhire:
“Good thing I’m a bar tender.”
“Then hit me up, bartender.” Darcy chuckled lightly.
“Six in the afternoon is a perfectly good hour to get drunk.”
who wants a drunk darcy because im drunk
* sleep starters
‘ did you get any sleep last night? ’
‘ you need rest. ’
‘ you talk in your sleep. ’
‘ it’s four in the morning. why are you still up? ’
‘ i’ll be right here when you wake up. ’
‘ every time i close my eyes, i see it. over and over again. ’
‘ wake up! it’s only a dream! ’
‘ i have tea. will that help you sleep? ’
‘ i’m so tired… but i have to stay awake. ’
‘ it was just a dream? ’
‘ you need a nap. ’
‘ time for bed. no ifs, ands, or buts. ’
‘ it was just a dream. ’
‘ don’t worry. i’ll keep the monsters away tonight. ’
‘ if you don’t get some sleep soon, you’ll make yourself sick. ’
‘ you haven’t slept in days. do you want to talk about it? ’
‘ i had a bad dream. is it okay if i sleep in here? ’
‘ i’ll go to bed when i’m ready, so fuck off. ’
‘ i’m. not. sleepy. ’
‘ you’ll feel better after a good night’s sleep. ’
‘ could you stay with me – just until i fall asleep? ’
‘ there’s no one else here. it was all a bad dream. ’
‘ you’re spilling milk all over the table. ’
‘ c’mon, lazybones. you’ve slept enough. ’
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
“Did you just bite me?!”
“Maybe..”
narcissisticstark:
Tony groaned and watched her. “Darcy, i barely marked you.” He said as he sat up.
“I’ll be the judge of that!” She shouted from the bathroom as she looked in the mirror.