killer queen.

they're just girls, breaking hearts.

[alyrivcrs-deactivated20150324]

Yes… I do.

[heylilybug]

What's his name?

[deepwatcrs]

If you need somewhere else where to kick it, I’ve got a good couch back at my place; but it’s where the cats love to sleep so, you’d have to sleep with them. Or you could sleep in my old room at my parents’ house, if you like my parents better than you like me.

[heylilybug]

Nah, my pop is thrilled to see me, so I think I'm staying here. I'll stop over at your place from time to time, though. I'll need a place to get away so I'm not forced to go to the Schuester Residence and see everyone crying and shit.

[alyrivcrs-deactivated20150324]

My son has a massive crush on the Fifth Harmony girls, especially Camila, Normani and Dinah, so every time he hears one of their songs or watches them on youtube or something, he gets all heart eyed and it’s the cutest thing ever.

[heylilybug]

Son? You got a son?

[heylilybug]

.

[heylilybug]

Nothing like coughing up cigarette smoke to let you know that your ass is in the house that you grew up in. 

[kehummel]

Knew that’d get your attention. 

[heylilybug]

Where are these "shots" you speak of?

[themeredithgrey]

Yeah, his famous career in Carmel. He is amazing, isn’t it? I feel so sorry for him. I’m Quinn, by the way.

[heylilybug]

Yeah, um, it's sad. Quinn, though, I play a character similar to yours on Life of a Star.

[themeredithgrey]

Not my favorite school but yeah, I know the school pretty well. Is it weird that I haven’t seen you before

[heylilybug]

Probably because I graduated in 2015. Um, Mr. Schue taught my junior and senior year.

[themeredithgrey]

"I’ve just tried on my old Cheerios uniform. It surprisingly still fits. I can’t say I’ve missed being a cheerleader, but I can’t say I haven’t either."

[heylilybug]

I used to be a cheerleader in Carmel. I doubt my uniform fits me now, though.

[deepwatcrs]

Is it… really that bad to be back home?

A little? You’re such a liar—- you know you missed me more than that. You haven’t seen me in such a long goddamned time and this is how you treat me when you see me again? You lie to my face? Shame on you, Lily monster, shame on you.

[heylilybug]

Kind of, yeah.

What are you, my mother? Fine, I missed you loads.

[heylilybug]

alright it's almost 4 am here and i have school on monday so i better sleep. replies in the morning!

[deepwatcrs]

Come on, it’s not stupid. It’s nice to have you big stars back. Kind of gives the town some action, and maybe brings your head down to earth—- or buries it in the ground maybe, gives you a break from all the Hollywood lifestyle back in LA. Oh, so you did miss me? Wait—- I need to hear you say it, man. Say it like it is, say how much you missed me.

[heylilybug]

It's just stupid. This whole thing is. Yes, I missed you...a little.

[deepwatcrs]

My mom doesn’t count, she thinks everyone suck pretty well—- she’s a sweetheart. You do remember there are more places to eat than just Breadstix, right? The only good thing there is the water, and it tastes the same as the water in every place of the city.

[heylilybug]

Whatever, I still think that being here is stupid. The main reason I came was to see my friends like you, but then again, I could have flew you out to LA.

[deepwatcrs]

Hey—- hey! Don’t blame the food, it’s you who sucks. After all these years you still suck so badly.

[heylilybug]

Your mom said I suck pretty well, actually. And yes, the food at Breadstix sucks ass.

[mcscrewed]

Carmel High was never fun if I do remember correctly. At one point, I dated Jesse St. James and his whole fleet of evil minions egged me, but that’s a story for another time.

[heylilybug]

It was actually pretty fun, because Mr. Schue taught the last 2 years I was there. He made us sing songs that related to our situations rather than just songs we're singing for competitions. I got a solo in Nationals. I screwed it up, though, so we lost.

[posthumarps]

Can I come with you?

[heylilybug]

Of course! I need my designer with me!

[heylilybug]

Can't I just get back to LA? The food sucks and I miss working. You can blame Rachel for sending me home.