Shannah

I like science and terrible jokes. I am entirely irrelevant and of no specific importance but I make it look mildly interesting. Try harder and you might get there. After 8pm, I stop getting paid to give a shit about your problems.

[disasterology]

Is it even possible to not love watercolor tattoos?

[that-redhead-dressage-rider]

These make me happy

[mashable]

[skygenders]

Cats and Tumblr

[kxsxy]

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

[monicapotterss-deactivated20141]

[hohoehoes]

this show never fails me

[mockingjaymovie]

A leader the people can relate to. Will you follow?

[pedromirfilho]

[serrati0n]

Eating that pussy like

[seducin]

CEO of disappointment

[bitrates]

Simple tips to gain my friendship:

1) Have a cat 2) Show me pictures of your cat 3) Invite me over to pet your cat 4) Be a cat

[fantasticcatadventures-deactiva]

Shoutout to cats for existing

[fixedaniel]

On it

[slussy666-deactivated20150511]

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

[earthdad]

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

[slavefarmer-deactivated20140419]

[cyberho]

my type of public transportation 

[iandsharman]

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

[heynightvale]

calls grocery store

me: do you have cotton balls

worker: yes

me: does it tickle when u walk

worker: -hangs up-

[negritaaa]

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

[newkidsonmycock16]