he's hip he's cool he's 45

my job here is done. angering usagi since 1992 [indie first + second season mamoru chiba]

[somnambulistsedge]

“ladieS? as in plural?”

[heyodango-blog]

“There are at least 10 ladies here.”

He counted.

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Romantically falls over the couch.

“Ladies,”

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@ladyarjuna

“Hey, do I know you? You’ve been looking at me pretty closely for a while.”

[heyodango-blog]

@thatsmissodangotoyou

Mamoru was nose deep in a book, mostly unaware of his surroundings. The title and text seemed to be in English.

“....I can feel you staring at the back of my head.”

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[heyodango-blog]

“I feel like I have a hangover....”

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Hey, Chiba, you ever consider getting a cat? Cats are cute. Get a tuxedo cat.

“A cat? I do find them rather cute, but I don’t think my apartment complex allows them.”

[thatsmissodangotoyou]

“…”

She flinches with surprise and looks over at Mamoru, defeated eyes meeting his for a beat, then returns her stare to some imaginary object in the distance. She hadn’t expected that– to be frank, she hadn’t expected much of any of his behavior now, but…

If she could allow herself this small comfort, she’d place a gentle hand atop his.

“…Thanks.”

[heyodango-blog]

He offers her a smile, an attempt to seem a little stronger in the situation. Perhaps this would be more reassuring than a gentle touch?

“....I’ll research into this as much as I can in the meantime. The faster we figure this out, the faster I assume things will get back to normal, right?”

He hoped so. For her at least. 

[heyodango-blog]

Don't you realize something is missing, Mamoru Chiba? Don't you feel an emptiness where she used to be?

“....I’d be lying if I said I didn’t feel that something was gone from my life. I don’t know what it was....Who it was...But I can tell it was incredibly important. I’m not sure who ‘she’ is...”

“If you mean the one in my dreams...Was she a part of my life once...? Did I know her? I...wouldn’t know. But I’m used to not remembering....With how my early life was once.”

[heyodango-blog]

-gentle touch-

“Who.....?”

[thatsmissodangotoyou]

Alarmingly precise rose toss. "Happy Valentine's day."

“KYAA!! Watch where you’re throwing

…that…

…Thing???”

[thatsmissodangotoyou]

“!”

Oh no he doesn’t. He’s getting right back on that wall, damn it! She flips around and slams her hand again, refusing to let this dork have the upper hand when he clearly can’t maintain it. Ugh, her hand’s gonna be so red because of this giant loser..!

[heyodango-blog]

He could feel himself losing the rest of his cool- whatever fragments were left of that. How did he manage to mess up this situation so badly? He covered his face with his hands and prayed for something like a meteor. There was no way he could recover from this.

[thatsmissodangotoyou]

“…I don’t know.”

She doesn’t even know where to start, or if there even is a place to start.

“What can we do?”

[heyodango-blog]

“....I don’t really know. I really don’t.”

He pauses, giving her shoulder an awkward pat in an attempt to give comfort.

“...Not sure what a doctor could really do with this problem we’ve got.”

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[sailorfailures]

[sailorscribbles]

Selene and Chibi Moon, hit 30th Century comedy.

[thatsmissodangotoyou]

“N-no way..”

Oh god did he seriously..!?

“N-no, not yet. Usually I can’t move and I try to get out of whatever’s got me stuck..”

Yeah, she really doesn’t need to remember that right now. 

“C-can we..not talk about it? Or as little as possible? I kinda…don’t like lightning.”

[heyodango-blog]

“S-sure, no problem.”

He could be a real bugger sometimes, but he at least knew when to stop. When Tsukino looked at him, with that frightened look in her eyes...Something in him wanted to ward off the bad things.

“...What do you think we should do?”

[thatsmissodangotoyou]

Alarmingly precise rose toss. "Happy Valentine's day."

“KYAA!! Watch where you’re throwing

…that…

…Thing???”

[thatsmissodangotoyou]

Why is he so close, why the hell is he so close

…Why does he look uncomfortable? Can he seriously not even do this part right? And to think he had her going…

Usagi slips out from the side and waits for him to turn around before SLAMming the wall harshly with her palm, herself. God, this is so embarrassing, her face is beet red…!

[heyodango-blog]

Now you know how he feels! This wall slam feels so uncool when you actually do it!

He flips around and does the slam again, managing to get back to the original position.  He’s going to impress her this time for sure.