dys(fun)ction

whatever hill i'm dying on today, if you're around, you're gonna hear about it

[i-am-the-oyster]

[scarlet48]

When your Best Friend Comes Back From The Past After Leaving You For A Girl He Kissed Once

[foxglovedforest]

The kids are aight

[evidently-endless]

the odyssey (2026)

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[lewisrises]

stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. pick one sports team you hate and blame them for everything

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[labcorp]

when ur american and eat burger so classic

[oneheadtoanother]

#gotem

[orangepenguino]

x

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!

[sabertoothwalrus]

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[datura-45]

Exact context of this scene btw

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[transgambit]

what is the truth

[comedyke-deactivated20171209]

they’re married you asshole

[transgambit]

u right, my bad

[h0odierich-deactivated20170708]

[what-ever-what-ever-what-ever]

thats their lesbian daughter

[the-tired-opossum]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[fluffyplushiesworld]