Empty, but Comfortable.

| Cat, 30. | Can't like things casually | Crane tag is "Jonny Boy" | #1 Jason Blum Hater 24/7 365

[mousegirlheart]

how am i feeling today? im glad you asked.

[reallyrandompictures]

[sweet-bitsy]

Come back here, son

[hes-the-stallion]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[dragon-in-a-fez]

am I doing this right

[totally-cis-offical]

Important tags

[autotuneangel2000moved-deactiva]

[labcorp]

when ur american and eat burger so classic

[depsidase]

[berrytart]

completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[catadromously]

please welcome: Brood X!

[catadromously]

bonus

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[orangepenguino]

x

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!

[gayvampyr]

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

[cilantrhoes]

[despazito]

[busket]

omfg my post. I made this lmfao

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[tabloidgarden]

edit i made when i was sleep deprived last night that blew up on twitter