hello, how r u :)

i have been here too long

[heyyassbutt]

you know what reading my 'bio' on my blog - nothing really changed but just add kpop to it also, i wanna expose myself because i had the tag kpop blocked before HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA look at me now

[heyyassbutt]

also, prepping my mental state for WC 2026 bc where are my wags at

are we just shifting interest to F1 or

[heyyassbutt]

it's been a while, but for some reason I regressed and went into a Dean Winchester spiral

*sips coffee* about damn time

[heyyassbutt]

this is so fucking stressful what the fuck

[myancienthistoryarchive]

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN BY FOOTBAL IS A RELIGION YOU CANNOT TELL ME THERE IS NOT A FOOTBALLING GOD. YOU CANNOT TELL ME

The god is a a god of chaos but STILL

[anditwentlikethis]

whoever wrote this world cup’s script… hats off bestie the plot is incredible 10/10

[heyyassbutt]

Just came on here to say

WHAT THE FUCK

[heyyassbutt]

i remember that i prematurely made a euros 2020 url for trash posting way back 2018 and then covid hit 🫠

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[airm0ld]

plz bagel plssss 🙏

[fiftyshadesofthinspi]

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

[kissmycoldlips]

Bagel, pls

[cari-cry]

bagel please i need this thank you

[prick-o]

pls bagel

[karls-writing-space]

Bagel please

[t0rsly]

I beg of you sir bagel

[cocosstories]

Please, I need this so bad

[wandaromanova]

bagel gods, bring me some amazing news please <3

[adhd-chaos-queen]

I don’t believe in this kinda stuff, but i really hope to get some news about my fav show getting saved after it got cancelled, so i’m not taking any chances

[sips-tea-cutely]

bagel bagel

[chaeey-deactivated20231103]

Bagel

[space-ghost-with-the-most]

Bagel!

[blubird513]

Im supersttious! Let’s gooooo!

[heyyassbutt]

Bagel amen

[shisasan]

𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ottermatopoeia]

vibing with Franz Kafka 99 years ago

[ziracona]

@sluttyfranzkafka

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Oh mood. Planning this for the 100th year anniversary

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Happy 100 years of feeling nothing, merely tired

[cock-holliday]

I think it’s so funny when negative emotions cancel themselves out. I’ll be nervous about a presentation but I’m too tired to be nervous. Or you’re not in the mood to get something done but due date panic gives you motivation. You’re sleep deprived but something makes you mad and wakes you up. The brain is incredible. What a shit show.

[heyyassbutt]

yes hello so ive risen fr the grave bc its euros 2020 ive missed u all

[whoretzka]

bayern nt my beloved

[heyyassbutt]

Y’all are making me wheeze wtf

[elishamanning]

there have already been more own goals this euro than in any previous tournament and we’re not even out of the group stage yet

[schwein-ski]

We’re all just a bunch of nature lovers here

[leeenuu]

apparently germany is now the only team in the history of euros who have scored an own goal and for them have scored an own goal in the same tournament

[heyyassbutt]

Wtdateagrdhgfjhg

[mistressemmedi]

MVP of the Portugal vs Germany game

[mistressemmedi]

@sirroscoehamilton why would you leave this gem in the tags 😂