heyy there!

Heyy. Nicola. Bye.

[melisica]

Tracy.X

[fosteringmeyer]

Taken with my iPhone.

[reece-xo-deactivated20200924]

holy shit that’s insane

[astralellie-deactivated20200811]

shark boy and lava girl

[tastefullyoffensive]

Worth it. (via welder22)

[slowspinningredemption]

“Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.” – Hamilton, 2015  

[alwaysbewoke]

Terry Crews is literally the best.

[dadcrone]

There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late

[goddamngeckogirl]

The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschusspanik’

[littlekiwi37-archive]

Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.

[agarotado27dejunho]

German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows

[bitchycode]

[xbox-nun]

I was so fucking torn between these two answers

[bob-belcher]

[flipclock]

me: i’m going to clean my room! i’m going to take a shower! i will wake up early and take care of myself! brain: u know whats fun? rotting.

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[kevingetem]

If u defend my name when im not around I truly appreciate u

[fajw]

[cheyennecheyenne]

women are socialized to be so accommodating of others and you don’t even realize it until you’re already in the middle of some elaborate favor for someone and you’re wondering what the fuck you’re even doing

[fakescience]

Terraforming Mars

[fictionisalwaysbetter]

All those times Monica and Chandler were just casually cuddling way before their relationship even started is the only thing that matters in this cold hard world

[lesbianrey]

list of heroes

the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house

the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car

[rigglos]

don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men

[julietandherfairjuliet]

The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them

[acoolsuggestion]

being sleepy has just become one of my defining personality traits