King Of Chulls

Secretly a PeterMJ shipper, in case the sixty million posts about it weren’t enough to tip you off.

[transarty]

ptolemys gate lost chapter 

[swansofaraby-blog]

the first summoning by *Oozn

[csmelody]

The fact that Bart's last straw is the Mercenary/Verroq not dying quietly like Bart wanted is so funny. He was ordered about by a suicidal magician, manhandled by children, suffered sewage around his essence, chased multiple times around London, thrown in the Tower and nearly expired, etc., in the span of a week, and then this bitch just refuses to die? Absolutely the fuck not, he says, not today.

I too would be losing my shit and throwing indecent statues of greek gods kissing dolphins.

[oosini]

Me and my friend were goofing around yapping about bartseq and making doodles, and this was created accidentally

Credits for H. Duvall goes to my friend

I think Whitwell is in a constant state where she can't believe the crap she has to put up with lol

[narinick]

Inktober day 11: sting

[arctic-0-cean]

The genie Bartimaeus in the form of Ptolemy. The art was created to participate in the competition 🤍

[chrromie]

my first bartimaeus fanart will be slime pyramid bart from that one scene in ptolomey's gate. im really a fan of him i must say

[nadiajustbe]

I am sorry but

[littlelapwing]

[seashellblue]

SecUnit has blown a processor meeting someone who is simultaneously Ratthi, Gurathin and ART, meanwhile Bartimaeus wishes he had what SecUnit had (an age rating high enough to make innuendos and a track records of successfully keeping the supporting cast alive).

[narinick]

Inktober day 27: onion

[nadiajustbe]

"a shapeshiting character who shapeshifts so often they start forgetting what their true face looks like" is wonderful but "the shapeshiting character who never had a true face and their image is fully formed from collection of faces they loved" is worth ten poetic books. This post is about Bartimaeus of Uruk.

[windspeaking]

the thing about the throwaway lines in ptolemy's gate about bartimaeus taking a lioness's form because manes block peripheral vision and then the brief reveal a few hundred pages later that he was a lion when ptolemy was attacked and killed is that it's obviously devastating but for me it's more about what it reveals about so much of bartimaeus' narration. he doesn't linger on this connection explicitly. the implication is that so so many of the quick comments he makes have extremely similar stories behind them he's not even revealing in the footnotes, not necessarily bc he doesn't remember but because he finds them painful, or embarrassing, or unimportant. fucked up about a character so very old who is mostly willing to explicitly reference his history only for a quick joke or brag, nothing too real

[gratefulturbot]

i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore

[somecleverreference]

and I don’t even have the shirt

[streetkit]

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA

[fandaniel]