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FUCK OFF

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HARLS PLEASE DO THE THING

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Thomas Harley, OT King, you know what you need to do

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Idk if friends in low places is powerful enough to save us rn

(I really hope it is)

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I’m reminding myself that the stars don’t win game 1s (if they’re gonna win the round) so like this game can’t hurt me

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REMINDER TO MYSELF - THIS GAME CANT HURT ME

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I’m reminding myself that the stars don’t win game 1s (if they’re gonna win the round) so like this game can’t hurt me

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Stars complete a pass challenge

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So like… do we need a seance or something at this point?

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Wait so Schiefele fell on his ass, got mad about it and took it out on Jamie, starting a fight, and is confused that it’s somehow a penalty?

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Actually I think we’ve evolved past the need for Manitoba. Get rid of it

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Mikko channeling for Roope scoring from his ass there

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I REPEAT QUIT TRYING TO MAKE THESE CUTE PASSES SHOOT THE DAMN PUCK

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Wait so Cale can yank Mush’s leg out from under him with no penalty and yet Mikko gets called for a similar play?

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QUIT GETTING TOO CUTE

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For no particular reason, y’all remember when the stars put up touchdowns back to back vs yellow and black teams…