Dating The Joker Would Include...
The first time he sees you is when he’s being led past your cell in Arkham Asylum and you instantly capture his attention
Getting information about you out of Harley
When Harley helps him escape from Arkham you’re surprised when he breaks you out of your cell
He promises that this won’t be the last time you see him
Going into hiding after you escape in fear that they’ll lock you up again
Him becoming obsessed with you
Him killing many of his minions out of frustration when they can’t track you down
Months later he happens to run into you in one of his clubs
You only dating him in the beginning to get protection and power
Eventually realising you somehow have developed twisted feelings for him
Becoming the most feared and ruthless power couple in Gotham
Harley despising you for taking her puddin away from her but she sticks around because of her obsession with him
Only being slightly more sane then he is
Being the only person that instills some form of fear in him when you get angry
Him always calling you baby and princess
Being called the King and Queen of Gotham
Sauntering over in the middle of his business meetings and sitting on his lap
Always playing with the chains around his neck while he talks
When you get bored you pepper kisses along his neck and whisper dirty things into his ear
His business partners always underestimating you and thinking you’re just arm candy
“Can you trust your piece of ass not to squeal?”
Stopping your movements and turning to glare fiercely at the man
The man instantly regretting his words when the Joker brings out his gun and you pout playfully at him
“Mistah J can I please kill him? You killed the last one.”
He loves to show you off to everyone because he’s proud to have you as his Queen
Neither of you ever saying ‘I love you’
Being insanely possessive of you and if someone even looks at you for too long they’re totally fucked
The Joker isn’t capable of love so his feelings towards you are more obsessive then anything else
But you don’t mind seeing as you aren’t really capable of love either
You constantly having hickeys all over your neck and collarbones
Tattooing each other’s names on each other
Having the King and Queen cards tattooed on your wrist
Always having red lipstick marks all over your body
Constantly fighting due to both of you having horrid tempers
Violent screaming matches
Normally your fights end in very rough sex
Him always gripping your wrists and pinning them above your head
The Joker is a masochist so he is always extremely dominate but you don’t mind because you get off on being submissive in the bedroom
Him getting turned on when you call him ‘sir’
Him constantly touching you
Him always squeezing your ass
When he’s had a bad day he takes it out on you
Him being extremely selfish during sex and only caring about his own pleasure
Sex is always quick and rough or teasing, never gentle or passionate
Both of you are very selfish and always put your own needs before the others
You always getting captured and thrown back into prison because the Joker usually retreats and leaves you as a distraction
Him always breaking you out eventually
Whenever you reunite you share a fiery kiss
You don’t mind that he’s selfish because you’re just as selfish as him
Him always buying or stealing you ridiculously expensive jewellery or anything else you desire
You feeling zero guilt at the amount of money he spends on you
Sometimes you sell the stuff he buys you to make more money for yourself but only the things he wouldn’t notice was missing
Always wearing a necklace with a pendant made completely out of diamonds in the shape of a ‘J’ around your neck
Him always buying you black lingerie
Always wearing thigh high boots because they’re his favourite on you
Being a part of the suicide squad
The squad are all secretly terrified of you and what the Joker would do to them if you got hurt
The squad not understanding how you could date someone like the Joker
The Joker getting furious when you tell him you care about the other members of the squad
You’re the only person who stands up to him when he gets mad
Him trying to kill you on a number of occasions
You trying to kill him on a number of occasions
Him leaving you to die a number of times but he always finds himself going back to save you
The Joker realising he cares about you much more than he ever cared about Harley
Him dating you because he wants to instead of dating Harley because she was useful
Helping him come up with most of his plans
Him secretly being impressed at your evilness
Neither of you wanting a normal life
Even though both of you are insane you really would do anything for each other
Having a violatile and twisted relationship but not wanting to change a thing about it
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