hezzlin @hezzlin - Tumblr Blog

people are NOT talking enough about how the housing estate from the cat in the hat is a liminal fucking space

bro nevermind im immediately sick of this cunt

This dude has no idea hes gonna be my high entertainment until i go to sleep

sorry lil not you ill explain

#highballs #this mf oh my god #like girl i dont care #why are you on a flip phone bothering me #like fuck yeah flipphone but i didnt even know you had my number bro what #we do not talk keep it that way

I'm like the Kramus of apartments

-L

#highballs #L

"Its like a saw trap in a way...

'You must shaare a joiint ...

but your throats hurt...' "

-L

#highballs #L #horror reference high #fork in kitchen

god i love being in the AM

i don't have to worry about the 24 hour clock conversion rate

#highballs #yippee

"The wake and bake of divine joy"

-Meadhbh

#highballs #L #the birds are chirping #i woke up on the right side of the bed

dude i can finally listen to my music, trying to type out notes thoughts when youre stoned takes forever this is why i record audio

i could have but my friends are inside and i dont wanna sound mental

i also ramble

#highballs #i remembered to highballs post this time #fuck i ran out of cigarette #no music :(

k1ttyy-br41nss

happy pride

I do despise giving Meta any modicum of credit beyond what they deserve (which is very little) but thank you instagram reels for putting onto my feed Part 1 of a THIRTY THREE (33) PART CAR RESTORATION SERIES, THAT WAS NOT ONLY FINISHED, BUT AS OF TODAY, HAS STARTED A NEW ONE.

shoutout dewesyy

#reels #beautiful #there goes like an hour

"I was the greasy kid with a neckbeard for a while." " Id rather have greasy hair than use a shampoo that isn't bad for my _____(medical word for dandruff)" "Surely noone cares that bad that my hairs greasy" "Im looking after my comfort not their comfort"

i need you to lock in right now

#highballs #hoooomama

"I need you to say that to me with 75% less reddit"

*does not and instead makes a 5 minute bit about his neckbeard and fedora guys*

#highballs #it was prompted dont give him the credit of that good self awareness #christ

It actually WAS piss homie

#highballs #itwaspiss #snrg

The coinciding close friends instagram note that says "I was lying"

#highballs

Dude the trees ARE wise

These woods know everything

The professions of love, of hate, of fear