Up and around the bend

A PLACE TO PUT YOUR ONE HCS

[hfjonehcs]

SUPER COOL INTRO

this is a very awesome place to submit your very awesome HFJONE headcanons!!! I haven’t seen a ONE version yet, so I’m doing it :]

refer to me as Texty here ;)

Rules:

no nsfw pls

copypastas are on THIN ice

be a decent human being too, aka no proship or anything like that

you can do aus headcanons too! Just specify which au your hc is referring to :)

Anons taken:

💡anon

🦌 anon

🐴 anon

🥪 anon

🕯⚛️ anon

💿 anon

🐩 anon

🚫🎨 anon

cheesy hfjj anon

🏃anon

🎒🪭 anon

📻 anon

🔪 anon

📸🛴 anon

PLEASE TELL ME IF I FORGET TO PUT YOUR ANON TAG UP HERE (ur ask will not be posted but I just need a reminder that I didn’t put it up because I am forgetful xD)

tags:

#post-it doodles: submissions w/ art attached

#cmd.teleport: au headcanons

#not hc related: self explanatory

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charlotte would have a vendetta against people who make you take your shoes off before you come in the house. not for any reason either. she will stand at the door and argue with them for like ten minutes until parker or someone is like "this is your hill to die on?? just do it omg". like she has no legitimate reason for this she just thinks its stupid

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giggling so hard rn this is so in character-

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abby (abstracty) is strictly an it/its user TO ME!!! so whenever anybody refers to it as some other pronoun i'm thrown for a loop lol.

also headcanon that it has some sort of omniscience just like stone does but it's only for seeing the past. master of psychology but pretends not to care since caring about people is #lame and it's easier to make fun of them/impersonate them instead

ykw honestly same it’s so weird to see it referred to with different pronouns lmao

IM NOT SAYING YOU CANT, BUT THATS JUST HOW I FEEL-/gen/nm

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taylor's fursona would be a cat, charise's fursona would be a sheep, and kylie's fursona would be a bunny

CHARISE BEING A SHEEP IS SO SMART BC LIKE… WOOL, AND STOCKINGS ARE MADE OUT OF WOOL OMG

these fit so perfectly woah :o

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abstracty can fall asleep instantly to those videos of sorting algorithms

the best asmr to ever exist…

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liam would laugh at his own jokes

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let’s be honest he would probably tell dad jokes-

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sandra / scarfy is an emo lesbian. mark my words

totally agree :3

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au where airy is a landlord that paints over everything after someone moves out. he gives me landlord special vibes. he would paint over the dead bugs on the wall or the thermostat. he dgaf

OH MY GOD HE SO WOULD-

those landlords kinda pmo ngl/silly

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already did :)

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📸🛴 this is gonna be so peak

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last ask was more of aus than heafcanons i just realized OOPS 📸🛴

yeah I tagged it as aus those are allowed here ;]

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brad being trans is also an incredibly funny headcanon when you keep brad jrs name as brad jr. brad picked a new name for himself and thought it was so good his son needed to have it too. he sucks i love him

to be fair tho it is a great name..

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brad jr has always been a minecraft kid to me. he has the creeper hoodie that zips up all the way to the face

ykw he would

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Airy has autism and Brad Jr is weeb that loves anime that has a cute theme or smth like that

Brad Jr would be a weeb 100% :]

It just feels right

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charlotte and parker give divorced vibes even though they werent married. i hope this makes sense

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makes total sense :]

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after one liam uses a cane because of his leg. his cane has flames on it like dr houses cane

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ok that is an awesome cane bro has good taste

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all anons are actually 14 taylors in a trenchcoat

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indeed… I can see through your disguises/j

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hc that if ava ledger did figure out universe modulation she's just going places every night in secret and also miserably lookinng for clues and closure

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oh?! :o/pos

this would be an interesting idea