iron & stardust

&&. the woods are still c o m p l e t e l y flooded but i'm still going out to look for bones.

[vxlentinas-deactivated20160602]

“I wasn’t concerned…at least, not in a caring way.”

[hfsgenie]

" - Anyway. Since you were so concerned, I feel we've reached the point where you should indulge me in a knock knock joke."

[ryxndersonblythe-blog]

“Aw c’mon that’s just weak” he said nodding in disapproval

[hfsgenie]

( her grin drops, almost immediately forming a pout. ) "No, you're doing it wrong! You were supposed to say 'etch who' and I was gonna say 'bless you'because 'etch who' kinda sounds like 'achoo' and we were gonna laugh and you were gonna pass on this hilarious joke to future generations. And by that I mean your friends."

[parkergtg-deactivated20151122]

“Did you say knock knock joke? ‘M always a sucker for a good one — c’mon, hit me with it. … Who’s there?”

[hfsgenie]

“Well, you're in luck, 'cause my knock knocks are the absolute best. Police!”

[gael-cruz-deactivated20150627]

“Nana who?”

[hfsgenie]

"Nana your business!"

[omgauds-blog]

❝ Oh! Can't believe I erased that from my mind. ❞

[hfsgenie]

"Did... Did you just - holy smokes, Batman! I like you, uh - did you say your name? I'm gonna call you pun girl."

[itsjustrenaefiora-deactivated20]

“Oh I see where this is going…”

“The cow goes who?

[hfsgenie]

"The cow goes boo! It's working at an amusement park during Halloween."

[batmansuitsme-deactivated201507]

“Okay that was funny.” 

[hfsgenie]

"See! Told you it'd be funny. I'm the queen of jokes."

[chrissy-ab-deactivated20160302]

“Wow… Cheesy, but cute.” 

[hfsgenie]

"Heck yeah! That's the goal. My aesthetic. Cheesy and cute."

[vxlentinas-deactivated20160602]

“Do you really hear yourself when you speak?”

[hfsgenie]

"Yes, my ears work, thank you for asking and therefore being concerned!"

[jordanism-blog1]

& —— ❝ oh, boo hoo … is genie of the lamp going to cry now?? n’aw, my poor lil baby. need a hug?? ❞ ( he opens his arms, a dumb grin on his face the whole time )

[hfsgenie]

"No, you're mean. I want a hug from a nice person. And also to remain angry at you." ( she huffs the last sentence out, pointedly ignoring his stretched arms )

[ryxndersonblythe-blog]

Ryan smiled nodding his head, “Alright, alright. Who’s there?”

[hfsgenie]

"Etch!"

[omgauds-blog]

❝ Oh? Do you have a different joke? ❞

[hfsgenie]

"What? No! Weren't you paying attention? It's a broken pencil, so there's no point! Get it? Pencils and points?"

[batmansuitsme-deactivated201507]

“Okay I’ll bite. Little old lady who?”

[hfsgenie]

"Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!"

[chrissy-ab-deactivated20160302]

“Theodore who?”

[hfsgenie]

"Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked!"

[gael-cruz-deactivated20150627]

“Uhm… okay, if you say so but it better be good. Who’s there?”

[hfsgenie]

"It's going to be amazing, don't you worry about it! Nana."

[omgauds-blog]

❝ Oh? I hope you don't disappoint. Broken pencil who? ❞

[hfsgenie]

"Nevermind, there's no point!"

[vxlentinas-deactivated20160602]

“No.”

[hfsgenie]

"Say yes or I'll cry. I will produce fake tears and cry and then tell one of those big burly bikers with hearts of gold and tiny five year old daughters to give you a stern talking on how you should never make a kind lady cry."