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Bryan. 27. Central FL Food+Music=Life

[yuri-librarian]

[1man2hands]

[sloppystyle]

[zodiacgaytribe]

My last two brain cells

[westafricanbaby]

LMAOOOO

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[lunalovegoodjunior]

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

[roaringstream]

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

[son-of-drogo]

Aaand that was Ron

[strongbowdarkfruit]

hey could you hold this for me *gives you my hand*

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

[blindbirdnerd]

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

[transguydustin-old]

me holding my cat like a baby: little babey,,,,,, fat babey,,,,,, actual babey,,,,

my cat:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[especially]

[kawaiichuchu13]

[evilottoandfrenxxy]

When y'all been kissing all night and they finally pull down your zipper😈😈😈

[anxietyproblem]

[tamagotchi]

The pope made a new commandment

[zsnes]

commandments I-X: normal religion stuff. i dont want to bore you.

commandment XI: put a little hot sauce on that bad boy

[hijerking]

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

[teesadutta]

[rebootera]

[topazmother]

brown eyes are warm and beautiful and deserve more recognition