[90skid-com]

[ruinedchildhood]

Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Miranda and her family recently moved into a house in Washington and was surprised to discover that their new home came with an outdoor cat who had been living there for over a decade. They found a note left by the previous owners about the cat that they had been caring for since he was born in their backyard 12 years ago.

Photos by Miranda @wottrns - Full story on Love Meow

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[kascaban]

can we, as a society, start to realize that having a phone does NOT mean you HAVE TO BE accsessible to anyone and everyone at ALL times??

My mom threw a fit at me for not answering my phone while i was at my friends place. Kinda hypocritical too, given how much she complains that “youth these days spend to much time on their phones”

My boss was very CLEARLY not satisfied that i only got back to his text hours after he sent it. My friend didnt speak to me for weeks once bc she thought we were having a FIGHT??? bc i didnt reply to her message on facebook? till the day after she sent it??

i HAVE a phone, that doesnt mean i HAVE TO BE availiable whenever ANYONE decides they want me to be???

what the fuck

can people stop assuming they are entiteled to my attention 24/7??

[shenice-alisha]

this is so important. people need their alone time & their space. & it doesn’t matter if you see them active on social media, sometimes people just like to scroll through their timeline without talking to anyone for a while. you really can’t expect to have someone’s attention every second of the day, it’s not realistic at all.

[awed-frog]

By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

[thepioden]

PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here

[hannahscribbles]

well that’s fairly accurate

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

when you have a bad childhood god makes you hot in your 20s

[lyrics-and-music]

Do i wanna know? // Arctic Monkeys

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via DollieMae_)

[make--it--gayer]

this is a true ally 

[serotnin]

serotonin? in this economy?

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

this is it, we’ve found the ultimate specimen of millennial humor

[fruitbythefoot]

I’ll just take the whole spool, thx

[despazito]

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

[despazito]

the othe genre of 2008-2010s Dark Millenial music:

lady antebellum

shinedown

daughtry

the fray

kings of leon

theory of a deadman

skillet

rob thomas

the script

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

This is not how I wanted to find out I’m a Dark Millennial. I hate this post.

[constantcaturday]

Zuzu Smiles - Such A Lil Cutie

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

naruto’s silence on abortion is deafening

[haniko-x-two]