[theotreptos]

Womanhood is the process of understanding your mother.

[jasper-rolls]

you ever see a straight white dude express a political opinion and it becomes very apparent that they listened to rage against the machine as a teenager but they thought the line “fuck you i won’t do what you tell me” was like, directed at their mom

[anthropologyofwater-deactivated]

from now on i’m only referring to people by their last name so we can have an emotionally charged moment months later when i finally use their first name 

[powerburial]

kids today: play nintendo

when i was a kid: outside practice stepping on a shovel to get it to hit me in the forehead like the 3 stooges

[musicalgifs]

okay but the cats have boobs why do the cats have boobs that's not how cats work

[musicalgifs]

to the people responding to this with 'well the actors have boobs!!! that's how they looked in the broadway show too!!': it's fucking animation and you know damn well there's a difference

to the people responding to this with 'no. they should have SIX boobs': you're the only people i ever respected on this goddamn bitch of an earth

[teenscoolest]