unfortunately

this guy thought the dl2 namedrop went hard

[halloweenclown]

i stay on my Ilyukhina lives propaganda always but I just think grace and simon deserve yet another load bearing third wheel

[4n631satellite]

the hard cut of jack screaming and begging the vault hunters to not kill angel versus him giddily ignoring her body to go after lilith is straight up one of his scariest moments. its like he was just waiting for it.

[asteronomical]

adrian: you’re a lying, cheating piece of shit! you’re not the eridian i married!

rocky: fine then! we’re getting a divorce! and i'm taking the pebbles!

grace, pushing the monopoly board away from them: … maybe we should stop playing

[hhheliocity]

☹️

I thought so

[hhheliocity]

Would you believe me if I said I ordered a customized silicone dong based off a character?

I want you to minimize whatever youre doing here on your screen, go take a look at your home page and pinpoint exactly which app youre speaking to me on and reminisce on what kind of people go here. Then I want you to stick a thumb up your ass and answer your own goddamn question

[hhheliocity]

Im sorry sweetie how have you been which character was it i love you

[hhheliocity]

Would you believe me if I said I ordered a customized silicone dong based off a character?

I want you to minimize whatever youre doing here on your screen, go take a look at your home page and pinpoint exactly which app youre speaking to me on and reminisce on what kind of people go here. Then I want you to stick a thumb up your ass and answer your own goddamn question

[potejto-potato]

Inspired by @ctrl-shift-alt-9 's headcanon about Simon mining asteroids as a convict I decided to headcanon a design for a four convict mining unit. I'm not the most comfortable in photobash but it really felt like the perfect medium for this one.

Portable mining units

As I envision it this MS's would be a small part of C.O.I's mining operation. Leaving prisoners inside mostly on their own for better or for worse, with not much guard oversight in terms of rationing or behaviour, the shittiness of the circumstance would depend mostly on who you are stuck with. And considering the relative autonomy, being considered for MS work would be the kind of thing you get for good behaviour.

Otherwise you just get to work in the bigger supervised mine or the refineries (which I might also concept out later).

(Also I would consider it funny that the C.O.I owns both an SM and an MS 13 and both had the same unlucky convict inside at some point.)

More headcanons

- The mining stations are all equipped with a radio that is supposed to only serve as communication with nearby tow ships, but there is a way to jail break/jerry rig them into taking external signals. The convicts that can do that are valuable in prison society. The jail broken communicators are mostly used to listine in on passing vessels, or sometimes even far away eden scavenger transmissions or something like it. If a mining operation is all made out of previous eden brothers, that is most likely what they do in their free time.

- a sub headcanon to this is an actual pirate radio station in the iron lung universe, but I think I'll make a separate post for that.

-All the mining suits are numbered, and since Korean culture might have survived in space I think number 4 is still considered unlucky. Simon always gets the number 4 suit

-The crews are usually chosen at random but you can cash in favours to be with the same people twice in a row, I wouldn't say it's common, but there are reoccurring crews that are somehow bonded on these missions (I don't think a cosmic misery universe is complete without a little bit of hope)

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Holy WOW. @duskdev LOOK.

[hhheliocity]

Something something a mirror of me

[zorskish]

Ok I know I already reblogged this but I gotta say. The drawing of Simon being held down parallelled with Grace is painful and perfect but also. I love that he’s clenching his fists in particular because that is in fact a thing he does when stressed, at least from what we see in the movie. Idk if this was intentional and also maybe it’s common for people to do this when cuffed but it is one of Simon’s specific mannerisms too

[hhheliocity]

Yay ya yippee yes it was on purpose- he is a very tactile person

Also something small i stuck in here: the juxtaposition of rylands hand being open and clutching the ground, next to simon's tight empty fists because, other than a dry leaf and a knife holster, he owns nothing to provide him that sense of sick comfort like ryland did at the end in the dirt

Iron lung and hail mary are two very different universes. Ryland's death on earth was a tragedy, sure he didn't have a dog or a girlfriend or much of a high standing with his scientific peers. But he had a world, such an abundance compared to Simon who grew up under recycled air and rationing.

An open hand grabbing the last grip of dirt he'll ever have. And hateful, terrified, white knuckled fists around nothing because he has always had nothing and will continue to have nothing.

[asidewalksymphony]

UPDATE! They found the original photo!

[6mumuko]

wild jungle

[just-m-0-n-1-k-4]

Fly high king, there's always a next year

[one-billion-marbles]

Holding a killing myself party everyone's invited

[chokedqwerty]

that au wehere ilyukhina and yao dont die and everyone is a bit more happymaybe? a bit sillier?

[bluemuffin-draws]

Endurance runners

Part 2 of this

[bluemuffin-draws]

Based off this post by @7-inches-of-satanic-panic

Part 2

[potejto-potato]

Names...

I had a strong vision for this one.

[hhheliocity]

I have seen FAR too much grace woobification, and while I firmly believe to each their own i am a good soldier and I must spread my "always muscles???" grace canon

Simon is also here and he will not be outdone, thank you

Boob ver and behind the scenes below

Its platonic bloodymary but Its also pride month

[hhheliocity]

@everyone (my 3 followers) give me ideas for fanart. Papa itches to create

[hhheliocity]

Ough