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we're not kids anymore.
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$LAYYYTER
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@hhhyperbole
i genuinely cant believe i have to make this, instead of an intro post, my pinned.
i am a minor. i do not have a card, a bank account, or any monetary expenses to help support any donation sent my way, be it through asks or messages. i will not be able to help you with publicity either; i am not a large blog seen by many people.
leave me alone.
I heard it was that time of year again.
comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy
Round guy so round steve has to leve
I’m literally in my beast form going to bed
Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.
i thought they were bees.
oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you
This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.
This stupid exchange
between friends has become a
cultural icon.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
posture check! time to make your posture worse. it can always be worse. you can get shrimpier. inspiration if you need it:
I love it when the kids animated movie ends with some wacky character going "dance partayyy" and then a GREAT song starts to play and everyone is going absolutely nuts! And even better yet, the grumpy one of the group almost looks like he's not going to join in... but sike! then he does! and he boogies down just like everyone else, haha, even that ol' lump of coal can let loose every now and then, ey?
Wait what? Even the bad guys are starting to join in? That... I did not see coming, oh my days! I think this is going to be a night to remember boys.
they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture
there is a world out there I can’t comprehend
behold, context
Tumblr has a very odd relationship with the English language, which probably explains the terrible reading comprehension.
I wanted to do solo pics for the others too! 👀
we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging
truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind
These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen
Concerning clowns and dignity
They have no kings, no gods, and no laws beyond what's fair and what's funny. They will respect you in their own way, but only on their own terms.
You cannot shame a clown in any way that matters.
You cannot silence the clowns in any way that matters.
The only way to offend a clown is to try to silence them.
Nobody has dignity unless the clowns allow it. If you don't like how they treat you as a friend, you won't like the way they treat you as a threat.
Clowns have active clown code / clown laws. They very much are beholden to them if they are a Professional Clown.
Very fair clarification.
Clowns have their own laws. Do not presume that you know what a clown is and is not allowed to do.
k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes
only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life
idk go kill his dad and die embarrassingly probably
Grace goes swimming! Rocky is not thrilled.
Eridians cant "hold their breath" like humans do, their vents dont close completly so water can still get in, if they fall in water they drown and die. safe to say rocky is not a fan of when grace does it for fun xD
(i got the inspo for this from this fic: Enrichment by alatarmaia4, please check it out it is so funny)
More art of Rocky Stressing™️ about human biology
You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry
If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫
Grace, explaining how humans evolved: yeah so basically we evolved to be persistance predators where we would just slowly walk towards our prey and track it until it got so tired it couldn't fight back or run away and then we killed it :)
Rocky, who is an Eridian, an AMBUSH predator, who can't see light and so cannot track things the way humans can, and that doesn't have a lot of stamina and literally won't be able to wake up once they fall asleep: grace what the fuck statement--
