send me a ship and i'll tell you
-who cries when someone dies in a movie
-who wears the ugly holiday garb
-who pays for the meals
-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone
-who brings home stray animals
-who leaves the bathroom door open
-who tells the 'dad jokes'
-who wants kids more
-who travels more
-who spends more cash
-who buys the things in infomercials
-who draws in the dust on their cars
-who starts the snowball fights
-who throws away the directions to things
-who puts up holiday decor
-who is more likely to forget to bathe
-who gets more obsessed about things
-who sings in the shower more often













