HiorHeyAshton

This is where my wild imagination can run free, and my weird bazaar obsessions can be expressed. Ashton Irwin inspires me everyday.

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[broriarty]

[moonchild-721]

[jcksonmaine-archive-deactivated]

a michael crichton themed theme park that is actually just a normal six flags but you feel like at any given moment something in it will malfunction and kill you

[jcksonmaine-archive-deactivated]

there’s a shift rotation where every hour it’s an employee’s job to act wildly suspicious and menacing

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

real estate agent: so what kind of property are you looking for?

me: a simple cave with fewer goblins than most

[stability]

[loosesealbluths]

[larkin21]

Sonny Carisi - Outfits through the Episodes ↳17x07 - Patrimonial Burden

[hi-or-heyashton]

Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn't have done that.

Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[always-a-pleasure]

[iitsnotivett]

Yuzuru Hanyu on Ice vs. off Ice

[omgkatsudonplease]

I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it still doesn’t stop being funny

[ghostsandgoblins]

[ruinedchildhood]

[hi-or-heyashton]

Human: Dinosaurs went extinct millennia ago.

Birds: *screaming at 5am*

Human: Sometimes I can still hear their voices.

[existentialpinkeye-blog]

[ateabadhotdoganddied]

all cats are

[bisexualwario]

[bidoof]

this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor