[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Your "package" "came" in the "male" You say?

[hibiska]

I talked to my friend who had just broken her arm and realised I never broke a bone, not even once. didn't have anything as much as sprain.

"You're very lucky."

"Or just very careful." I smiled.

Why I felt such sadness at that moment -for a basic memory I should have, of being careless child on the playground and being shocked with pain I've never felt before- i'm not sure. I was taught to take great pride in my cautious and calculated self.

It might seem dumb but the question has been bothering me ever since-

Will I ever break a bone?

[lobsterbang-deactivated20231129]

what would grant's animagus and boggart be?

Oooh, that's a good one. Hmm. I think his animagus might be a cat, or even a London fox XD

His boggart would probably be the UK government.

[leiladrawsstuff]

Looking a bit sus there, Vi

[disasterzoo-inactive]

sisters

[shortkingvi]

jinx hands this to vi immediately after seeing her with caitlyn for the first time

[ianthe-is-a-bitch-and-i-love-her]

Vi, immediately after meeting Caitlyn: I'm gonna do parkour. Keep up or die, rich kid. Here's some clothes that don't suck so fucking much. You insult my street food? You twat. You fucker. Pretend to be a prostitute. By the way do you like girls?

[dipyronegirl]

Jayce: Jail is no fun, I’ll tell you that much.

Vi: Oh, you’ve been, too?

Jayce: Once. In monopoly.

[dipyronegirl]

really shitty meme that made me cackle

[dipyronegirl]

[sapphic-yang]

Forgot about this one, but I’m gonna put it out there anyway because I love homophobic Jinx

[xsdjkl-deactivated20240428]

Arcane Season 2 be like

[ryurrumi]

“You’re hot, Cupcake…”

[catradoraa]

[thingblo]

[beca-mitchell]

reading LoL/arcane fanfic and if this ain’t me…

link