Bennie

Yo what does this button do?

[hiblame]

Oh God there are people here

Intro Post I guess

I go by like 12 different names at the same point but for the sake of everyone's sanity y'all can just call me Bennie. I'm 20

My pronouns are (deep inhale) They/He/She/Ze/Thon/Ae/X/Cloud and I am Genderfloren (fancy genderfluid where I'm never completely male or female)

Feel free to DM me or send asks whenever! I like talking to people!

Common tags (tho I'm really bad at consistently tagging things):

#disabled bitch bitches about being disabled (self explanatory. I'm disabled. I complain about it sometimes)

#Bennie's Boyfailure Chronicles (stories of me being really bad at being a person)

#bushweedposting (my irl friends call ourselves the Bushweeds. I have some of them as mutuals here. Posts about my friends)

I mostly post things I think are funny or stories about myself (because I love telling stories about myself )

I am a Theatre Major

I'm disabled! I have chronic pain, hypermobility and functional seizures.

There is no specific type of content you'll find here. Consistency is a hoax made up by the government in order to sell more aesthetics.

My interests include a range of things from Craig of the Creek, Fire Emblem, to Minecraft smps, Sanders Sides (the interest is back after years apparently), Vtubers (specifically Zander Netherbrand), Genshin Impact, HSR, Project Sekai, Rusty Lake, Danganronpa , Hundred Line, and probably more I'm forgetting.

Ummm I think that's everything idk I'll add more later if I need to

[eaterofpumpkins]

The people want more

[evilcatrat]

started finally playing JCC and this was the only thing i could think of when i saw this . this game is so fun (please no one spoil it i haven't gotten past the lobby)

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[hiblame]

Also:

When I lived on res, my roommate and I had separate bedrooms (shared a bathroom and porch)

We are also best friends and have each other on steam (and are on a steam family together but that's less relevant)

And every time I see him load up fucking Transformice

And I yell at him about it because it's funny

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 15 hours 35 minutes

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(anon submission)

[biblical-sine]

Hi. More incorrect quotes (jcc and elehitch edition, happy jcc release)

[rokisko]

ahem ahem

key thief

[lonelymarshy]

wip from last year idk why i didnt finish till now?? whatever go my bones

[asbestosgamin]

Hiiiiii new fic

This is for my insane AU I came up with at 3am

It's like... urban fantasy sorta deal I guess?

Anyways! Maneki/Vega/Bones, sick fic, one shot

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84971656

This is for me and the 4 other manevegabones shippers

[hiblame]

Having friends willing to take part in your interests is great wdym I've had one of them in discord vc not only watching me play Jackpot Crash Course but also doing accents to voice some of the characters

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[inconspectus]

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

[copperbadge]

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

[deerstalkerdeathfrisbee]

I had to explain the "what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?" meme at work the other day.

I work in a theater.

That meme is from a play.

Yet somehow in a building full of theater professionals I'm the only one who knows it.

The tumblr accent is real.

[transkojiro]

what play do you think the devils sacrament meme comes from? because as far as i am aware, this is the origin of it as the tumblr phrase:

[transkojiro]

okay but a meme referencing something doesn't mean that the specific meme vernacular comes from the meme's source material, which is what this person is strongly inferring, y'know?

[deardajeong]

"i asked chatgpt" ok well i asked poppy and she lied. she straight up lied for the love of the game and now we're fucked and gonna lose a round of blackjack

[the-void-via]

Elise theory kinda

Sort of random but if Elise is the kid of rich parents you know they probably neglected it and neglected its mental issues/overall issues. And they probably chose to throw money at the problems it caused until they got too much for them and ended up not being able to do it anymore and that's how it ended up on Bet and Forgive. But hey that's juST A THEOR– *gets shot*

[mentheae-vine]

I also think that Elise wanted to feel actual genuine consequences for once, because no matter what they did they just kept "getting away with it". Participating in Bet and Forgive is the ultimate test to see if they'll finally get what's coming to them.

[riverlarking]

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

[hiblame]

Elise is so interesting to me as someone only a year older than them

I may be overly sentimental here, but people aren't usually that cruel naturally

I wonder why Elise is like that

[yoshkerz]

my contribution to the jcc and lgbtqia+ community

[idkwidatp]

everyone keeps talking about how benny looks like rody, but pre-ginger benny looks like protag