Crybaby! boyfriend who can't get it up for anyone else and cries when he puts it in you. He just can't help it, okay? Not when you feel so good!
"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry-"
"What are you saying sorry for? Just fuck me damn."
"You just feel so- ngh... Good..."
"𝓘'𝓶 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓷𝓪𝓷𝓽."
You're not sure whether or not to laugh or get him pregnant. Both? Yeah, both.
Oh yeah, he also used to think he had erectile dysfunction before meeting you. Can you imagine him? Looking at all types of porn but not able to get it up at all. But just one glance from you?
Yep, he's busting all over.
"Are you... Crying right now???"
"I'm sorry, schk... You're just so amazing... I love you too babe..."
Don't get me started on the compliments. You just KNOW that he's a sucker for them. No, you KNOW. It's happened a lot of times before and You're sure it's not gonna be the end of it. You're pretty sure that he didn't get attention as a kid and that's why he crumbles completely at a simple praise.
"You actually got up and cleaned your room, I'm proud of you."
"Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"
"Did you seriously just cum in your pants?"
But what can you say? He's your sweet crybaby boyfriend that crumbles at every shred of affection. Imagine him being all stoic and nonchalant?
You'd rather die. Those big watery eyes of his the way he feels his emotions so deeply... What isn't there to love? So what if he cums prematurely? What if he's horny 24/7? You love him and he loves you. That's all that matters. Plus, there's a reason why he was put on this planet.
To get pregnant of course! And you'll be impregnating that man. Obviously.
And you wouldn't have it any other way.