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random fandom stuff that I'm probably too old for

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robby and dennis have so much sex that they end up ordering a bigger bottle of lube that just happens to have a pump dispenser. the first time robby uses it, muscle memory kicks in and he tries to rub it into his hands like hand sanitizer

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Why’d you leave that in the tags lmaoo

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robby and dennis have so much sex that they end up ordering a bigger bottle of lube that just happens to have a pump dispenser. the first time robby uses it, muscle memory kicks in and he tries to rub it into his hands like hand sanitizer

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shane: ...a dildo

ilya:

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Songs I need Hollanov edits to

...in no particular order

Downtown - Allie X

I mean, are you fucking kidding me:

I shouldn't be here right now But you got me figured out Pushing my pieces round, I know this game

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Take me downtown Use my body all night Make me feel like last time Make it taste like love Take me downtown Yours until my heart dies Give it up one last time Give it up for love

Magnets - Disclosure ft. Lorde

Ilya's POV, of course:

'Cause I felt melting magnets, babe The second I saw you through half-shut eyes

Smoke and sunset, off Mulholland He was talkin', I was wonderin' 'bout You and that girl, she your girlfriend? Face from heaven, bet the world she don't know Pretty girls don't know the things that I know Walk my way, I'll share the things that she won't

Dans nos veines - Pierre Lapointe (a Canadian!)

Not even gonna put the lyrics here, just... the whole fuckin song. An allconsuming love that feels cosmic? Bruh????

Boum Boum Boum - Mika

'cause they horny, you see:

S'aimer comme ça c'est pas vulgaire On a toujours un truc à faire Les étagères font badaboum Quand toi et moi on fait boum boum boum

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